Funny Future Poems

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Untimely was Hamilton Hicks
In making his basketball picks.
He knew it all well,
How each bracket fell,
But always too late with his clicks.
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    ‘Fetterman’s the Betterman’

      ~ says David Letterman

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Perfectly poetic is what I propose to be
Predictable perceptions for all the world to see

Posthumously parodied a name on all your lips
Profanity prolific like sailors...

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livin in my mommas house
current job can't buy me out
feel like 69 I need clout
future uncertain I'm in doubt
got no respect,
get no respect
if ain't got...

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Then, the Good Old Days
Better than what’s now, always
This law, all obeys

When, in good times past
Bygones better, Everlast
Nows always surpassed

And, back further still
Even better then,...

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There's a feeling in the pit
Of my stomach that's a bit
Funny, I have never felt
Ever since the day you dealt
My heart such a winning hand
Of...

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Time is a funny thing,
A fluid, jumping, bumping, running thing.
It’s something you can never catch,
You beg for it to speed up, as time drags on,
And...

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We Live In The Future
By David N. Donihue

You want me more drunk than I’m willing
More bothered than is me

Throwing punches at preachers
post-Xanax spree

Yet we live...

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I have dreamed of a summer in the hills where my spirit is free and my heart can go panting after thee. I will climb...

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I am a cow 
Of course most of you reading this are also cows
But I have heard a rumor that those creatures
Who walk on two...

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I see the future
I see it clear
it passes me by
every year
I get excited
dreams so near
& Just like that
they disappear
I almost touch it
veil so sheer
then darkness...

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hey …

I’ll be damned …
there’s still some green in there,
in these decrepit peepers,
and just a flash of gold -
gotta look deep,
but it’s there …
nobody WILL,...

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“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will...

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Hardware 
to spare 

Software 
quite bare

Firmware
full glare 

Upload
bug sowed

Download 
smart code 

Cursor
fervour

Cyber
fibre

Password 
absurd 

Hard disc
at risk 

windows
hellos

Wide screen
green scene

Hotspot
jackpot

Screen shot
rogue bot

Desktop
nonstop

Thumbnail 
all hail 

Clipart
from heart

Browser
dowser

Broadband
grandstand

Toolbar
gold...

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