Marriage Funny Love Poems

he dare not correct even if she be wrong,
why does not her man learn forbearance in love,
he should know her by now, they been married...

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What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...

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I’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...

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To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

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Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...

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Love Me
Hate Me
Show Me
Shun Me
Love me today, leave me tomorrow
Leave me today, buy me tomorrow...

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Talk   (Alzheimer's) 

You don't talk well, 
you barely say a word. 
I have to do it all, 
every time. 
I have to carry...

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Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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She says she doesn’t
Doesn’t believe it
Love is impossible

Everyman she’s dated
All minds were deflated
All they want to do is bump and grind
You can read between the...

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I. Past
He loved her Back -
Ward in Time
Past that sweet sixteen photograph
BeyonD
To her black and white Ancestors
That glow in her smiles

II Present
He loves her EVEN...

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There is no substitute for my lovely wife, 
I was convinced of this such many times.
 I know, you waiting from me a rich story
...

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Shemp Howard has a special problem today.
He receives an inheritance from his Uncle Caleb who passed away.
One condition exists that does not seem too funny:
Shemp...

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The Image in My Heart

My specs are in my pocket, 
folded for now and safe.
My best…
perfect glasses. 
With four eyes, 
I can see…
just like a...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Our battle commences
At half past one.
It was the earliest time,
We could both get it on.

The crowds have all gathered,
For our melee.
If we had been famous,
It...

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