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Jesus Funny Love Poems

These Jesus Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Jesus. These are the best examples of Funny Love Jesus poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Swing
The Swing

Writing from the porch now. 
I am down to paper and pen. 
Rocky will not let me 
have anything else. 
He insists on all...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, animal, atheist, baby, funny



Premium Member Goats
Goats... 

They are funny creatures, little goats. 
They make you laugh, 
when the world 
is not funny. 
They know how to have fun, 
in the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, america, angel, animal, atheist,

Premium Member Happy
Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, celebration, forgiveness, friendship love,

Premium Member Chickens
Chickens

In the small box 
on the counter, 
there are ten tiny chickens. 
They are so little, 
you can hold them in your hand. 
They make...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, faith, family, farm, forgiveness,

Smiling Entries and Offerings
I
I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget!

II
Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, funny love, hilarious,



Premium Member My Cat
My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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Categories: funny love, cat, drink, funny, love,

Double Limericks
The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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Categories: funny love, cheer up, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Image In My Heart
The Image in My Heart

My specs are in my pocket, 
folded for now and safe.
My best…
perfect glasses. 
With four eyes, 
I can see…
just like a...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, beautiful, bible, blessing, christmas,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funny love, 12th grade, character, hope,

My Fishy
Jesus never called me to be a fisher of woman,
but you changed that.

I waited, impatiently, for the hook to shake;
I never thought you would add...

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© Haoxi Tan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, cute love, first love,

Premium Member Dance By the Fire
Dance by the Fire

My dear, my dear, I fear…
It has been years and years.
I will not let that stop me. 
The candle in the window...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, adventure, anniversary, dance, funny

Premium Member The West
The West

A gun, a holster, bullets…
A glass of whiskey and 
a ten-gallon hat.
A horse, a saddle, a bridle…
and bags to hold it all. 

Good guys,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, america, appreciation, art, dad,

The Fervent Atheist
She left the tent in holy fervor,
Hell-bent to spread the Word.
The Spirit moved and made her quiver;
No act of faith was too absurd.

She knocked on...

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Categories: atheist, faith, funny love,

B13-Last Poem of Book 13
POEM 50 HER HEART 



ALL OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER COME FROM GOD ABOVE. 

WE ARE A PREFECT MATCH MADE FROM GOD ABOVE. 

OUR HEART...

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Categories: funny love, black african american, blessing,

A Sweet Aroma
Walking like the tortoise;
my pace might be slow,
but it is steady.
And as I walk I carry a set of drums,
play a rhythm that is given...

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Categories: funny love, blessing, celebration, devotion, funny


Book: Shattered Sighs