Inspiration Funny Love Poems

My dear incredible pen,
you are the pinnacle of writing instruments! Looking refined with your elegant ebony shaft and gold-filagree trim, you are a true technological...

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Where are
You?
You must be at war
Again with yourself
You
Poor elf.

How is
Your health?
Please
Wealth
Is not important
When you’re so sick
So insignificant
Next to the creek
Don’t be a freak
Be wise and...

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Renmen moun ki renmen ou
Apresye moun ki apresye ou
Chyen pa janm mòde mèt li
Si yon chyen fè sa, se metel nan dòmi
Mesye, rinmin fanm ki...

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C’est ton heureux anniversaire
Mon amie, ma copine, ma commère
Il m’est impossible de t’envoyer des fleurs
Et je ne peux pas t’écrire de jolis poèmes
Cependant je peux...

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Hope has disappeared, not because I wanted it to, but
because I produced plenty of means, as you are aware.  
I'd prefer to forget about you in my thoughts, but my 
heart won't allow it. Nonetheless, I have a proclivity to doso as well.

Although hope has faded, I treasure friendshipsince it has shaped me into the person Iam now, whom you are unfamiliar with.I value you; I may not know who you are 
now, and this is the source of our friendship's loss of 
hope. 

True friends comprehend that time will tell,mirrors will
reveal and the sun will set. Be cheerful, be the greatest, and don't be awed because you've been without hope for a long time. It'll be a pleasure to see you....

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Thanks to my Sister, master of poetry
I have a Valentine's offer to remember
Should u spy someone with open fly
Ask, "I'd love to borrow your underwear"

CAUTION:...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Directions;

Read the following short passage. Then choose your answer from the 
list below. Choose only one.

"She's an eyeful, a smiling mouthful and putty in my...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Fix up this love or I'm tearing it down
You took a decent house and turned it inside-out
You sealed up the windows and padlocked the doors
Why...

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Out there
With her flair for chasing inspiration 
She draws you in her reason
Connecting dots and constellations

Tripping

She takes you by the hand
Her world as messy as...

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I suppose the best part of it all
Was that I fell out of my shoes.
Where most would be embarrassed. 
In a strange twist I felt...

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I'm making Love with my Hat on
No whips No chains No guns
Just having fun you see, 
without  using **** 
just not me

Please come early...

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love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two...

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My dear,
There's nowhere I'd rather be,
Than by your side,
As you grow old with me.

I know we fight and carry on,
We wield our swords for all...

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