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Beach Funny Love Poems

These Beach Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Beach. These are the best examples of Funny Love Beach poems written by international poets.


Chance
We kept our silence in the room as we waited for the verdict to be read an innocent man sitting there with a murder hanging...

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Categories: funny love, america, appreciation, devotion, emotions,



River Side Scene
Gone for the view
Sometimes maybe a swim
Or just fishing
In a quiet shore

Just alone gazing at each other
After an hour -a fruitless catch
Sighing, frustrated giving up
In...

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Categories: funny love, beach, cute, cute love,

Premium Member My Cat
My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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Categories: funny love, cat, drink, funny, love,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funny love, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Footprints
Striking along an azure shore,
Lover’s footprints formed in our wake
Are like a school of funny fish,
With little spoon-like fins, which swim,
Midst gaping clams and scuttled...

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Categories: funny love, beach, fish, funny, love,



Ode To a Dream Lover
A thought about you would make me slip into those day dreams.
In one which we would be comfortably eating our ice-creams,
While sitting on the beach...

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Categories: funny love, dream, for him, funny

Premium Member Ignore Me Tonight
My love, you ignore me, every time you’re asleep,
Whenever you drift away.
I know you ignore me in the dark of the night,
When you snore through...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love,

Cissy the Cyclops
The flowing long brown straggly hair
Reaching halfway down her back
A great big smile that didn’t gleam
Her teeth were all but black

But somehow I managed to...

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© Chris Gair  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love,

Brendita
Brenda sweet Brenda.
Still to this day you will catch her daydreaming about the man by the bay. 

Down by the beach, they'll walk holding hands...

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Categories: funny, funny love,

Hope
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen....

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© A.O. Taner  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, august, beach, beautiful, cool,

Hello
HELLO
Hello.. Adele, It,s me
Could you please stop calling me all the time
I don't know about England
But in USA that is a crime

Hello.. Adele 
You're in...

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Categories: celebrity, funny, funny love,

If You Know
If only you knew….
And that’s the scary part—maybe you do!

You’re a threat to my throbbing heart
You’re a twinkle to my mind’s eye
Just a damn lovable...

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Categories: funny, funny love, heart,

Angela Merkel
Angela  Merkel
I have seen Angela Merkel naked it was on a nude beach
in East Germany and she was a young  communist
member of the...

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Categories: fun, funny love, graduation,

Plotineads
ocean - a beautiful naked woman
a pseudo of her makeup
a smile that the soul drank

this indescribable face
these curves endlessly

she give birth the galaxy
she resuscitates the...

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Categories: funny love, baby, beach, beautiful, beauty,

-love-
Actual title below, but I guess this database isn't ()-friendly

(Love)

I remember when I was thirteen,
And I met this girl Nicole,
And I thought I was in...

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Categories: funny love, cute love, first love,


Book: Shattered Sighs