Cissy the Cyclops

The flowing long brown straggly hair Reaching halfway down her back A great big smile that didn’t gleam Her teeth were all but black But somehow I managed to fall for Cissy She certainly wasn’t shy It wasn’t for her attractiveness So I had to ask myself why Cissy was a strange female One of very few words She quite often lets out a grunt But I’ve never been chatty with the birds When I mentioned a club one night What did I actually mean Cos when I saw that look in her eye It was as blank as a blank look could have been She thought I meant the one in her hand And was ready to smash my head So if I hadn’t moved fast enough I most certainly would have been dead We went for a few nights out The wrestling contest was fun And guess who beat up all the guys It was Cissy, she had won We later strolled down to the beach Far along the shore Walking for a couple of hours To where I’d never been before Cissy points to the distance Indicating that she must leave Not knowing whether to laugh or cry A sigh of relief I heave A lot of fun I had with Cissy The last was by the sea I’ll never look her in the eye again As love is as blind as love can be