Animal Funny Love Poems

Kitty

Pet me pet me you know where,
upon my back, stroke my hair.
If you don’t I’ll give you a stare,
pet me pet me you know where.

By
Josehf...

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She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo 
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the...

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My afghan man with arms like an orangutan
who likes to kiss me while we stand

He says
He loves to look into your eyes as he kisses...

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I don't need any psychedelic trip...

I can just watch my cat roll around 
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...

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To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

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Near the reeking garbage pile
two black cats chanced to mate
in the black of the night	
merging with a thousand shadows
in dim light

Nothing seen,
but two pairs of...

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The Swing

Writing from the porch now. 
I am down to paper and pen. 
Rocky will not let me 
have anything else. 
He insists on all...

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Goats... 

They are funny creatures, little goats. 
They make you laugh, 
when the world 
is not funny. 
They know how to have fun, 
in the...

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Love those who love you
Appreciate those who appreciate you
A dog never bites its owner
If a dog does just that, it ought to be gently put...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Turning around that day, I see...
When a four legged wonder, walked with me...
With glittery eyes, and a Lil damp nose...
He walked inn...and became so close..

His...

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Little Cindy Lou Who runs a cafe round the bend.
If you are lonely, that's where you'll find a friend.
Because all of the characters who live...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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You're the cutest little cutie
When you're sitting in a chair
With your back legs in the air
Like you're sitting in a chair....

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Petting Pet Porcupines

Pet porcupines require love
But always pet them with a glove...

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