Hockey Funny Poems

Two rival hockey teams take the ice
Gloves off at game time. bAm! PoW! SLICE!
It was a cluster puck
And that is putting it toothlessly nice.

I learned...

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my ice covered lake
skating~hockey~ice fishing
fun for young and old


 
Date Written: 1/16/2022  
howmanysyllables.com

6 Place  

Winter HaikuContest Judged: 1/17/2022   
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...

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Would I be a man if I had the chance,
To grow hair in strange places and jump up and dance,
Whenever a touchdown is made for...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Welcome to the mind of the poetical Michael Myers who doesn't have instructions 
you're about to witness a pen cause a horrific Halloween and mass...

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sit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm

the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting,...

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Usually I make love to my pad with words and my pen craves me
Well this is Jason Voorhees combined with slim shady
I'm carving my words...

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There's...

america
anniversary 
art
autumn 
anxiety

best friend
betrayal
birth 
and the beach

candy 
car
city
celebrity

devotion
desire
depression
destiny

education
engagement
emo
and eulogy

future 
funeral
farm
funny love

gothic
girlfriend
grief 
and growing up

hair
hip hop
hockey
hilarious

immigration
inspiration
islamic
innocence

january
jewish
jobs
don't forget jesus

kiss 
kindergarten
along with
kid

london 
loss
lonely
and lyric

may 
me 
math 
then there's...

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There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No...

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Love to play hockey 
drink bottles of ice cold beer 
Where's the bacon. Eh?
 
Copyright © Cynthia Jones 
Aug.24/2004...

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translation below

Vive le CANADA Libre
 
 
Toujours merveilleux
Toujours grand
Toujours libre
Terre de libertés
 
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays

...

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Once a bald-headed man
was holding a can.
He tripped and went down
fell on his crown.
He had a massive sore
but was more than sorry
when he read this...

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Miss Muffet


Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
After coming home from the pub

When up came a spider
And sat down beside her
So she smashed it to bits...

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They called it school
I called it hell 
From the huge imposing prison like doors
To the doom like toll of the bell
Everyday the same
Running for the...

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LOL (Laugh out loud) xD
I love your effort
Kangaroo hops 
Easy and hard hits 

A little better than before

BAM (Be a man) o.o
Owning the Hockey Game
sssssslither...

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