Cluster

Two rival hockey teams take the ice
Gloves off at game time. bAm! PoW! SLICE!
It was a cluster puck
And that is putting it toothlessly nice.

I learned woodchucks couldn’t chuck wood
What would happen if they actually could?
Well, a cluster chuck
Really it’s only beavers that should.

I was holding breadcrumbs in a 10 lb sack
I tripped and fell right on my back
Then ensued a cluster duck
I was found by feathered friends that quack

I have this new word game to play
What’s the word I mean without having to say?
What a… clusterfluck?
Or something like that anyway.

February 1, 2023
C Words Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Constance La France
8. Cluster

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