Dream Funny Poems
These Dream Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Dream. These are the best examples of Funny Dream poems written by international poets.
What's This
In a pond,
there lives a frog
who looks and talks
like a polywog.
When he's asked,
Why is this so?
he looks up and says,
I don't know.
Now truth be told
we're
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funny, appreciation, cute, dream, fantasy,
Start again?
Well, I guess it's time...
Just remember, I didn't draw the line.
You all dont care cause you're doing just fine,
In the end, you've shown that you
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devotion, dream, emotions, funny,
Spooked Mr Johnson
Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—
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funny, cool, crazy, dark, deep,
The Other Side of the Pillow
In the dark of night, where dreams bear bloom,
and silence reigns in my shadowed room,
my pillow waits, serene, composed,
awaiting my sleepy head to doze.
Beneath my
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dream, funny, good night,
Modern Sea Creatures
Creatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair.
A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air?
Would we swat fish away
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funny, 10th grade, adventure, animal,
I think my boyfriend's Gay
The way he gazes at the moon,
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune.
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit
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boyfriend, fantasy, funny love,
Clowning Around
If I owned a circus
for you I'd play the clown
(Do jugglers ever tire of throwing up?
Only when they're sick of it.)
or if I had a
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dream, drink, food, funny
Counting Sheep
There once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
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animal, dream, funny, humor,
Classifieds
In the quiet still
in the sable night
dreamy dotted with
punctuates of light
I recall
my youthful days:
no balcony too steep
nor high – those I could
not climb, then~ simply
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dream, funny love, humor,
How to Find the Shop
How to Find the Shop
A whispered map for the bold, the broken, and the slightly curious.
--A cryptic guide for those who seek the odd, the
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funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Green Wet Dream
There was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven
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funny, 12th grade, color, deep,
Obsession’s Whisper
You're my obsession, and that is true,
A vivid dream painted vividly, got me trippin' in my heart.
Your body, so elegant, stunning, and gracefully in every
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fantasy, funny love, longing,
The A to Z of Countries
A is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.
B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people
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appreciation, funny, games, history,
What Einstein dreamed in his drowsy brain
What Einstein dreamed in his drowsy brain
would’ve driven any normal person insane.
He saw God with a face to be feared,
yelling, "I already told you, e
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funny, 12th grade, dream, education,
Nuts Galore
In Nutty Dreams, a world so grand,
A sweet escape, a nutty land.
Nuts Galore, a vision bright,
An ocean nutty, cool and light.
I long to plunge, with
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crazy, dream, funny, poetry,