How to Find the Shop

How to Find the Shop A whispered map for the bold, the broken, and the slightly curious. --A cryptic guide for those who seek the odd, the magical, and the mildly cursed. Read at your own risk. Side effects may include wonder, confusion, and spontaneous teleportation. It won't be there when you're looking. But it might be when you're lost. Look for a door between bookstores-- one that blinks and breathes. Its doorknob may feel like bone or a melted spoon, depending on your mood. Ignore the “Closed Forever” sign. It's just for the faint of heart. Step inside. Yes, it will smell like burnt sugar, wet moss, and something you loved in a past life. That’s normal. The walls shift. Don’t panic. They’re just shy. The shopkeeper will appear eventually-- a shadow with a crooked grin and a name you’ve almost remembered once in a dream. Do not ask for discounts. Do not touch the orb labeled “Oops.” Do not feed the candle. But do browse. Take your time. The items may choose you. When you leave, you won’t know how you found it-- only that it found you. And the catalog in your pocket now has a new page you don’t remember writing. Gives that “you just found the secret code” energy. MysticMisfits Product Line™ Coming soon to a dimension near you… or already hiding in your junk drawer.