Dog Funny Poems

In restive response to the nature’s call,
in the disciplined dog-line they all fall.
         Not far is the...

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Get in line man, there's no need to bark.
Have some patience, you'll soon make your mark.
You think this is bad, Spot?
Just be glad you don't...

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There once was a field, with a tree
On which all of the dogs liked to pee,
And whilst one was urinating,
The other sixteen were waiting,
In a...

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     The pups are quite the pack,
     Never know when they will attack!
    ...

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		 Hobble Hobble Hobble0
      Written for Cedarville Librarian Julie.

Absolutely no pressure on that knee for 6 weeks.
They gave me crutches...

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Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No?...

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Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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Once upon a time, in a land quite absurd,
There lived a mischievous, zany bird,
With feathers bright, and a beak so wide,
He made everyone laugh through...

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I saw a man walking his hog
It turned out it was just his dog
     It sure did look real
  ...

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cake 
caramel iced
donut filled 
with custard
    if I was a dog
cake
cream layered 
sugar topped
jam sponge
cake
    this is what I...

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Look out you might see them,
scuttling down your street,
patting the neighbour’s dog, 
nodding to people they meet.

They lurk on hospital corridors,
wearing their black shiny shoes,
then...

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She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning,  "Grandma needs...

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O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you...

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a dog went walking, with his master
a cat came running, next meowing, laughter

a squirrel in the tree, ran down to see
chirping, chipping, barking at the...

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Good morning says the frog
Sitting on the log
Talking to my dog
How was you day
What do you have to say
It was ruff
Oh that is tough
Says the...

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