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Depression Funny Poems

These Depression Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Depression. These are the best examples of Funny Depression poems written by international poets.


We Live In the Future
We Live In The Future
By David N. Donihue

You want me more drunk than I’m willing
More bothered than is me

Throwing punches at preachers
post-Xanax spree

Yet we live...

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Categories: adventure, cool, crazy, funny,



Premium Member A World of Sadness
You once had a WISTFUL life,                   ...

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Categories: funny, day, feelings, friend, grief,

Love Alone, a Solo Love
You achieved fulfilment thoughtlessly.
Deeply saddened,

Broken soul and bond.

You dishonestly left a once-thriving union, leaving wounds.
Your attention, tough.

Disappointment, hurting, and ignoring replaced liking and respect.
Depression is...

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Categories: funny, anger, anxiety, cry, feelings,

What Were We
like lightning flashes by
It all went on so quickly, despite all the risks we allowed our love take control
Shouting the rest of the world away...

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Categories: black love, depression, funny

I'Ll Be On My Guard
I woke up this mornin' and got stung by a bee
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
The glaciers are melting and the core's cooling down...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, childhood, clothes, depression,



A Port In Italy
A port in Italy

Livorno was a dark town with sparse light that appeared Russian
at an open place with many trucks and many women milling about
I...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, dream, funny love,

Premium Member Chickens
Chickens

In the small box 
on the counter, 
there are ten tiny chickens. 
They are so little, 
you can hold them in your hand. 
They make...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, faith, family, farm, forgiveness,

Premium Member These
These... 

These are the days my friend, 
that we thought would never come. 
They are beautiful beyond belief, 
and they are moving fast. 
The seconds...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, angel, celebration, confidence, depression,

Premium Member Le Cretin Amoureux De Jacques Prevert
L’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète
Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête
Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé
D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé
Oh !...

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Categories: funny love, heartbreak, inspirational

What Will Become of You
What will become of you 
Worries me.. she told me..

You need to get a job..
Earn money... she said..

She had had her job for 38 years.
For...

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Categories: depression, desire, funny, wisdom,

A Cooling Off
candelabrum jewelled,
my neighbor fingers flames snuffed
out on perfumed sticks

candelabrum fueled,
I'm jilted once it's tilted 
waxing my toupee

bug-eyed reflective,
buffed elevator floor wax,
I fume toward the roof

comfort...

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Categories: funny, break up, depression, desire,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member When I Use Dirty Language and Curse At Alexa
when I use dirty language and curse at Alexa 
she reciprocates 
by playing the darkest News of the day...

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Categories: corruption, depression, emotions, funny,

A Counsel House
A counsel house 
	
        12.45pm
	Head Office?
	It's in Dover,
	Well that's depressing in itself!
	Smiley faces and OMG's to the fore.
	A...

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© Tim Riding  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, depression, funny,

Premium Member Storm Front
Storm Front

My voice is quiet. 
I have little to say. 
I am listening instead…

I can hear birds. 
Not a couple, but many.
They are all around....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abortion, abuse, allah, anti


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