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Depression Funny Poems

These Depression Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Depression. These are the best examples of Funny Depression poems written by international poets.


Funny People
The funniest people are the most sad,
They're the ones who are coping with a smile.
The ones who don’t argue, never stay mad,
the ones who, for...

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Categories: funny, dedication, depression,



Holiday Hijinks
Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
...

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Categories: funny, 11th grade, anxiety, april,

Premium Member Golly Gosh Betwixt
a whole manner of oodles saw
stuff piled under a shelf
a sofa on the ceiling
and a light fitting on the floor
there were gardens
in the living room
all...

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Categories: depression, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Ode to Pasta
You are the stuff my culinary dreams are made of.
Unending shapes and sizes.
From skinny linguini to the rounded orecchiette 
and squiggly fusilli.
As my tongue tastes...

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Categories: food, funny, parody, passion,

Premium Member Pasta Love
How do I eat thee? Let me count the ways:
sauced, buttered, plain,
sprinkled with Parmigiano Reggiano,
pesto, pancetta, bacon.
Rowdy rigatoni, flamboyant farfalle,
perky penne, funny fusilli, lovely linguini,
spunky...

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Categories: food, funny, happiness, love,



The Rain
I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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Categories: angst, depression, funny, garden,

Monster of myself
Following me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart 
And your breathing...

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Categories: funny, child, depression, emo, integrity,

Dark room
In this pitch black night ,
Hovers my own thoughts,
Dark and burdened,
Exhausting to the soul ,
And acceptable to the spirit.

This dark room aligns with my emotions,
lifeless...

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Categories: dark, deep, depression, funny,

We Live In the Future
We Live In The Future
By David N. Donihue

You want me more drunk than I’m willing
More bothered than is me

Throwing punches at preachers
post-Xanax spree

Yet we live...

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Categories: adventure, cool, crazy, funny,

Love Alone, a Solo Love
You achieved fulfilment thoughtlessly.
Deeply saddened,

Broken soul and bond.

You dishonestly left a once-thriving union, leaving wounds.
Your attention, tough.

Disappointment, hurting, and ignoring replaced liking and respect.
Depression is...

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Categories: funny, anger, anxiety, cry, feelings,

What Were We
like lightning flashes by
It all went on so quickly, despite all the risks we allowed our love take control
Shouting the rest of the world away...

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Categories: black love, depression, funny

I'll Be On My Guard
I woke up this mornin' and got stung by a bee
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
The glaciers are melting and the core's cooling down...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, childhood, clothes, depression,

A Port In Italy
A port in Italy

Livorno was a dark town with sparse light that appeared Russian
at an open place with many trucks and many women milling about
I...

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Categories: absence, dream, funny love,

What Will Become of You
What will become of you 
Worries me.. she told me..

You need to get a job..
Earn money... she said..

She had had her job for 38 years.
For...

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Categories: depression, desire, funny, wisdom,

Premium Member A Sensitive Lad
A Sensitive Lad

A quiet sensitive lad named Fred
had an ego so fragile it bled
his great genius and vision
were met with derision
so spent the rest of...

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Categories: funny, angst, cute, depression, giggle,


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