Art Funny Poems

THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE
STANZA 1
How lovely it sounds,
To hear of a Beautiful Flower which profound.
Wanting to be with it, for years abound.
Going far beyond,
To see...

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I once saw a stripper in Raleigh
whose bulge made girls go, "Oh, my golly!"
And he would jigger that huge thing
into something as riveting
as the art...

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My bars the words, the prison guard my verse,
Rattling the staves of this poetic cell,
I struggle vainly, locked up in this jail. 
Yea, thus is...

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The art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the...

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On and off switch
Shine light or not
Messy feeling.

On and off show
Shadow art film
Funny feeling.

On and off fright
Upside coaster
Risky feeling.

On and off love
Depend on mood
Rocky feeling....

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They label you a rogue, a jest,
A playboy cloaked in careless jest,
Yet here I stand, my heart steadfast,
For in your chaos, my love is cast.

You...

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On the shopping chanel
They sold a watch 
Not the chanel
I wanted to watch

Inspiration I need
Not a watch
Come on please
Help me plot

Seen a sketch show 
The...

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Wherever you are, or whatever you do,
Let your wind blow free, it is good for you.
Sometimes you have to just let rip.
Some farts deserve a...

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There is a lady named Sherry
Who’s laugh is a blast quite merry
When asked if she shaves
She says no right away
Her cats prefer her legs hairy...

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Hanging on the parlor wall,
over paper the color of leaves in fall,
is a magnificent painting.
Full of hopes and dreams,
and all those things,
full of life and...

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Welcome to the waiting room
Where lovers sit in the midst of monsoon
A overflowing of reality hits like boom
Work to become a wife or a groom

We...

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No words describe the beauty she expresses,
Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes, 
The Inherent quality of her magnificent character,
Her heart is a refuge and a...

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Jack went up the hill
With lady Daisy for a thrill
He was injured you see
She got skin in her teeth
Jack got divorced from Jill

...

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There once was a fella from France
He’s widowed - not seeking romance
Pursued by a cougar
He tried hard to lose her
But she still got into his...

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There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man 
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!...

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