INSPIRATION

On the shopping chanel They sold a watch Not the chanel I wanted to watch Inspiration I need Not a watch Come on please Help me plot Seen a sketch show The other night Would you know Not a drawing in sight Fact of the mattter Was total uncanny A bunch of actors Revealing their insanity I shook my head Questioning my entire Turned to Bob Ross instead Didn't help me inspire Asked a friends help To Paint my living room Detail the shelves Make it all bloom They turned up confused With eyes like starlets As I started to use My easel and palette Maybe I had the answer Hopefully not too late To copy Frida Kahlo I tried a self portrait I set up my Canvas And got a bit confused After a few hours past I got a bit amused With all to two and fro Heads start to spinner I really let it go And painted the mirror Maybe Art ain't my passion As I can't find Inspiration I could try Fashion But sharp pins and perspiration Not to mention scissors slips May be a big disaster Fingers and meat that fits Like that dress by Lady Ga Ga