Funnies On the Soup

I want to write a poem about funny
Why does when someone say “your ass is mine”
You found it so funny
Is it because you know you can’t have it
And you want it
Lol
You know when someone said “someone has run off with a fireman”
You found it so funny
Is it because it’s so outrageous?
Yeah I can see that fireman with a hat on -hand in hand with someone
Walking out after putting out the fire
Very nice
And oh yeah and someone said “the fireman has freed you by taking your cheating wife”
As if you were burdened by a wife
Maybe you were
In that case – my sympathy
Why does someone say “the dead man whom I kissed”?
Ugghh yuk
Kissing the dead –no thanks
Lol can’t pay me enough
And someone said “making love to Jennifer Aston”
You know they are dreaming
Haha I found it too funny
Everything sometimes
Well you guys ‘d better watch out
As I will make a fun out of you
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Davis Avatar
June 18, 2014 at 10:18 PM
Toquyen This is funny and original. Made me laugh and giggle. Thank you for the great comment on my Block Party poem.
Harrell Avatar
June 18, 2014 at 10:29 PM
Lol, thanks, Robin. Glad you laugh :) Love ya
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