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Prologue 2

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OFFENSIVE !!


Gus Ferenski had a problem. It was a beautiful day outside. The rebel sun gazing down 
like a peeping Tom. 
The factory air, fresh and clean 
as a San Francisco hippie. 
The l...

A Bag of Spiders

...There was a trouble-maker, a cute tyke.
You know the type! He had a little trike.
Perhaps his name was like the cartoon “Dennis.”
To everyone he met, he was a menace.

He asked his mother for a ...

Toidies

...The sign outside the public washroom read “Toilets”
Uh, I'm afraid that should have read “Toidies” instead
How childish is that
And loopy I might add
The funnest days were from three to t...

Recess

...Don’t worry about the bell that will soon be calling you back in
Or the teachers who are watching you play with other kids
Who know you want to be left alone, to play with bugs in the grass
If it ...

Promised Love

...I will!
I say I will
and I will
love YOU when you think is over
start when you think is end
brighten when you think is dark
heal when you think is ill
do when you think is done

I will
I sa...

Truth Or Dare and a Love Affair

...We played all night, in the lounge of our house, 
We played a truth or dare,
We played the game of secrecies, 
Our thoughts we had to share,

And the things that we had to answer, 
Were innocen...

All Treats and No Tricks

...All treats and no tricks.

Said the man in the scarecrow hat.

Apple cider and pumpkin pie.

Candy bags filled a mile high.

But no tricks from the skeleton costume.

Just hershey bars and ...

Choices

...Never mind my indecision.
It'll come to me as fast as it goes,
never changing indecision.
Medium,
middle is the funnest place to be.
Determine the situation,
never mind me.
Lovely lovely face, I see
...

The Miss Who Taught Creative Writing Class

...We faced each other in a circle as
we sat on chairs inside her classroom; then
she had us close our eyes. Perhaps we used
some blindfolds. I’ve forgotten details, for
it happened in my hi...

Greatest Transport

...I like to be somewhere were I can't be traced
I world of magic or stuck in the replay of my outtakes
A thousand pictures saved and phrases enjoyed take place
I could be a mystical being or an anim...

Summer Time

...In summer time, I'll roast some hot dogs:
and the marshmallows that I desire
with the funnest of friends I admire
by the flames of a cozy warm fire
as the simple but best times transpire.

(for...

Running Out of Time

...As I look down from here
I feel like I am falling
That is when I realize
It’s you my friend calling

I go out on a limb
To gather my harvest
I must make it through
Winter is the hardest

I ...

Bee's

...{bee's}

the dancing machines
please stay away from everyone's knees
you very nasty

{bee's}

Please please please
stay away from especially
my knees you very nasty 
and honorable theives
...

Vehicular Homicide

...There is no shame in nakedness of self
Discarded were the clothes of woodland creatures
Who would have worn them off eventually

Stand before me,
Look-
There upon that black shelf
The one that...

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