There was a trouble-maker, a cute tyke.
You know the type! He had a little trike.
Perhaps his name was like the cartoon “Dennis.”
To everyone he met, he was a menace.
He asked his mother for a bag and went
into the basement. Webs on the cement
were also on the walls and everywhere.
Mom never had it sprayed for insects there.
It took him quite a while, but quite a lot
of spiders in that small bag Dennis got.
He also went outside to find some more.
It took him all day. What was it all for?
He hated school, but most of all, one teacher
who taught biology like she were a preacher.
Her droning on and on made Dennis sick.
To make him even hate bugs – what a trick!
The coming lesson would be spider-filled.
On that teacher’s desk, the young lad spilled
his bag of spiders when her back was turned.
The F he got was the funnest that he’d ever earned!
Categories:
funnest, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
The sign outside the public washroom read “Toilets”
Uh, I'm afraid that should have read “Toidies” instead
How childish is that
And loopy I might add
The funnest days were from three to the many days ahead
Categories:
funnest, fun,
Form: Limerick
Don’t worry about the bell that will soon be calling you back in
Or the teachers who are watching you play with other kids
Who know you want to be left alone, to play with bugs in the grass
If it is raining, you will always have that library to stay inside and enjoy.
Have fun, and savor the time that seems much shorter than it is
To run and laugh and swing and jump so far that you hurt your feet.
There are many games that you can play without rubber balls,
But the funnest games are ones that the other kids invite you to play.
Explore this school, and find new places in the playground,
Because winter is the longest, dark and coldest season of all
There will never be this warm and sunny day in fall
So remember all you can about this short and joyous moment
Categories:
funnest, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse
I will!
I say I will
and I will
love YOU when you think is over
start when you think is end
brighten when you think is dark
heal when you think is ill
do when you think is done
I will
I say I will
and it will be
grail
not a fuss
fun to funnest
dirty to dirtiest
good to better
as long as the charm is love
Categories:
funnest, caregiving, chanukah, longing, love,
Form: Free verse
We played all night, in the lounge of our house,
We played a truth or dare,
We played the game of secrecies,
Our thoughts we had to share,
And the things that we had to answer,
Were innocent, tough and free,
We had to honestly answer questions like,
“What do you like about me?”
“Who is the best kisser you’ve kissed?”,
“Have you been Romeo’s Juliet?”,
And then some really personal ones like,
“What’s your most erotic regret?”
But the dares were the funnest bit of the game,
With things we’d not done before,
Like when I was dared to turn to you, and
Passionately kiss you on the rug on the floor.
And the other stuff we all did that night,
Under the charade of a dare,
Led to us all waking up in the morning,
With new secrets of our recent affair.
Categories:
funnest, fun, relationship,
Form: Quatrain
All treats and no tricks.
Said the man in the scarecrow hat.
Apple cider and pumpkin pie.
Candy bags filled a mile high.
But no tricks from the skeleton costume.
Just hershey bars and three musketeers.
All treats and no tricks.
Said the whichy woman with a broomstick
in her hand.
Just a bag full of candy corn and chocalote kisses.
All treats and no tricks.
Said the boy in the frankenstein monster costume.
This Halloween is the funnest time of year..
Halloween Treat-Poetry by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2014..ALL rights reserved.
Categories:
funnest, halloween, happiness,
Form: Epigram
Never mind my indecision.
It'll come to me as fast as it goes,
never changing indecision.
Medium,
middle is the funnest place to be.
Determine the situation,
never mind me.
Lovely lovely face, I see
indistinction.
Do you recognize the smell of me?
Detect your senses,
recognize the essence,
do you feel or sense my presence?
Impressions,
reflections,
infinite directions,
where is your mentality?
Undefined, personality...
I will find the rest of me.
Categories:
funnest, adventure, confusion, hope, introspection,
Form: I do not know?
I like to be somewhere were I can't be traced
I world of magic or stuck in the replay of my outtakes
A thousand pictures saved and phrases enjoyed take place
I could be a mystical being or an animal having race
I could be a goddess, or remembering when I ate Daddy's plate
Pretending I'm kissing a movie star or the kisses of my love; can't replace
O yes, my funnest and greatest transportation, are the ones that my mind would make.
Categories:
funnest, happiness
Form: Monorhyme
In summer time, I'll roast some hot dogs:
and the marshmallows that I desire
with the funnest of friends I admire
by the flames of a cozy warm fire
as the simple but best times transpire.
(for Brian Strand's rhyme time list contest)
Categories:
funnest, happiness
Form: List
As I look down from here
I feel like I am falling
That is when I realize
It’s you my friend calling
I go out on a limb
To gather my harvest
I must make it through
Winter is the hardest
I have to climb up higher
To reach the best crop
But you my old friend
Always cause me to stop
I know you’re always with me
So I'm begging for your help
But I am still afraid
I’m just talking to myself
It’s starting to get colder
This summer was no fun
I have to get more food
Before this season's done
I’ll ask you once again
And face you with courage
Please leave me alone
While I put food in storage
I can hear you laughing
You think I’m just squirrely
I go through this each year
This fear makes my head swirly
I’ll go out a little more
I won’t look down, I'm fine
My friend you can’t go with me
I’m running out of time
Copyright © 2009 Lena “Lolita” Townsend
*inspired by Matt's Funnest-Hardest Poem Ever contest
Categories:
funnest, animals, introspectionfriend, me,
Form: Quatrain
{bee's}
the dancing machines
please stay away from everyone's knees
you very nasty
{bee's}
Please please please
stay away from especially
my knees you very nasty
and honorable theives
{bee's}
so please fly off to those daisies
for these these these are the only way I want it to
{ bee's }
Little Song Jenny And I came Up When She Was 4 LOL
Thanks All For Stopping
Also Entry For Matt Caliri's Contest
Funnest-hardest Poem Ever
Categories:
funnest, adventure, childhood, dedication, education,
Form: Free verse