A Bag of Spiders

There was a trouble-maker, a cute tyke.
You know the type! He had a little trike.
Perhaps his name was like the cartoon “Dennis.”
To everyone he met, he was a menace.

He asked his mother for a bag and went
into the basement. Webs on the cement
were also on the walls and everywhere.
Mom never had it sprayed for insects there.

It took him quite a while, but quite a lot
of spiders in that small bag Dennis got.
He also went outside to find some more.
It took him all day. What was it all for?

He hated school, but most of all, one teacher
who taught biology like she were a preacher.
Her droning on and on made Dennis sick.
To make him even hate bugs – what a trick!

The coming lesson would be spider-filled.
On that teacher’s desk, the young lad spilled
his bag of spiders when her back was turned.
The F he got was the funnest that he’d ever earned!

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Date: 6/20/2023 2:37:00 PM
This was a fun read, Andrea. Thanks for the smiles and the good poetry. Good luck if you enter the contest. A poet friend in Texas, Bill
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Date: 6/20/2023 5:05:00 AM
Great poem for the contest, Andrea, can imagine this one:)
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Date: 6/18/2023 1:20:00 PM
Ooh, well penned of Dennis the Menace! Sounds so like him. A fun read.
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Date: 6/18/2023 3:59:00 AM
Ha ha ha, had a chuckle at this one
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Date: 6/17/2023 4:45:00 AM
I love spiders. I love this little poem, too. If I do see a spider in my flat/apartment (my small abode), I'll try to avoid treading on it - just let it go where it wishes to go. I do appreciate that they could create a problem. But they are Arachnida, nice eight-legged things. They ain't no insect, thank goodness!
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Date: 6/16/2023 5:20:00 PM
he only used spiderz ;) i wuz that boy until 6th grade, when Dear Mr. Levit taught me the value uv learn likewise uv thoze who share it with me (most teachers did not share my humor) ....great write dear poet...much love, james
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Date: 6/15/2023 9:58:00 PM
So very clever, Andrea. Your mind is as naughty as that of the boy to have conceived of such a 'nasty' trick.... Lol ! :)
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Date: 6/15/2023 5:27:00 PM
enchanting poem, i would have immediatly fly from school, thanks for sharing
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Date: 6/15/2023 8:33:00 AM
This is something I could see Dennis the Menace doing. Loved it. Gave me my giggle for the day. God Bless, JB
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Date: 6/15/2023 2:41:00 AM
This poem is enchanting. I got a big laugh over it. I needed it.
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Date: 6/14/2023 11:22:00 PM
Lovely poem Andrea. I have to catch up on your wonderful Poetry, you are such a gifted writer. Have you ever thought of publishing a Book on Poetry. If anyone is qualified to do so it is you...
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Date: 6/14/2023 4:57:00 PM
Good luck if you entered this gem of a poem, it was kind of funny really.
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Date: 6/14/2023 4:25:00 PM
I always thought teachers got apples, A funny story Andrea, best wishes
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Date: 6/14/2023 3:29:00 PM
An exquisite poem, Andrea. The vivid imagery you convey is beautifully articulated in your choice of words with a humourous ending. Good luck with the contest.
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Date: 6/14/2023 12:40:00 PM
- Dennis wasn't the only one who thought it was funny - a day they would never forget :))) - Good luck in the contest, Andrea :) - hugs
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