Funny Frog Poems

Good morning says the frog
Sitting on the log
Talking to my dog
How was you day
What do you have to say
It was ruff
Oh that is tough
Says the...

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the hapless toad
who croaked a verse
and moved the trees around him

did sway the branches
sway the leaves
at the most profound of meaning

and too did cry 
the...

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Uncle Toad and Mr. Frog
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Uncle toad
Walks down the road
Talked to Mr. Frog
In a secret code
To sell some smoke pipes
They had made loads
Today they were ready
In...

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The frog ate a small blueberry
Then changed into something real scary
He hopped around for help
Hopped right into a kelp
Who turned him into a strawberry...

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There once was a young frog named Darren
Who was taught a fable to scare him
If a princess tries kissing
You may soon go missing
When she turns...

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Eh-eh! Wow hush-hush and shush! 
       Dear , why are you in such a Josh?
       You can talk to the  cock in dark;
You can sing,...

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In a misty bog,
A'whimper,
A far-away dog.
Silhouetted was a couple, 
On a log 
Having a nog,
In the silken fog.
A baby hog,
Bustling thru bramble,
Like a blocked cog.
The...

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In the stillness of the night when it rains
Haven’t you listened to a funny chorus?
Cra…. Cra… Cra…. it goes on rough n’ raucous,
A ‘music’ coming...

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To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

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The bow would let out a groan
the big green frog sang baritone
we had great home cooked food
with stars for the best mood
heavenly nights at the...

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One evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.

So grand, it soon...

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Frisky frog forgot to bathe
So off he went, to the creek
Alone in the water, he decided
He’d be so clean, he’d squeak

Silly squirrel, scattered his nuts
Along...

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up here it's foggy, you know.
chaotic place of pure collision.
here things converge
for uncomfortable situations, broh.
what seems legitimate loses its strength
and will compose the broth of...

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Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog...

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Emerald green, he gleams
With rich, vibrant hues
Sitting by the water, he dreams
I wonder about his muse

Singing to the wind and stars
Joy seems his greatest skill
Maybe...

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