Uncle Toad and Mr Frog

Uncle Toad and Mr. Frog -------------------------- Uncle toad Walks down the road Talked to Mr. Frog In a secret code To sell some smoke pipes They had made loads Today they were ready In 5 minutes all sold, They got some money But started to fight "Toad give me more I have a family to feed, Anyways aren't you on a diet?" Oh, damn! He said it! Everyone on the street hides, Mr. Frog is no more He was hit pretty hard Uncle toad is in prison Playing cards