Son Footle Poems

HOMOPHONES

         Climbing               ...

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My son -
no fun

Distress
to dress

Thinks rocks
in socks 

His view
not true

Won’t put
one foot

in shoes
I choose

and so
we go

to let 
him get

new pair
to wear.

He tries
each size.

It seems
he beams.

Okay
I...

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So calm
my mom

my nose
a rose

I shed 
blood red

nose bleed
I plead

cryin’
dyin’

instead
she said

you picked
he kicked

you’ll live
just give

the horse
his course

a fall
is all

don’t come
unspun

what’s done
is done

tale spun
my son...

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My child
God’s gift…

his quirks
mirth-filled…

bath spree
glee flows…

meal times
burps great…

play hours
ease stress…

art shows
truths learned…

thumbs up
love sign…

blest pray’r
thanks*, Lord!

gestures
waves praise…

let’s sleep
sweet dreams!

*Psalm136:1 O give thanks unto the LORD;...

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Mine, all
Loose call. 

Open,
Chokin’. 

No frills,
Some ills. 

Change this,
Get this.

Change this,
No dis. 

Change this,
Get miss.

Med sure,
The lure. 

Ingrain,
The strain. 

Sit-ups,
My cups. 

No doubt,
The shout....

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Miss Wild
With child

Not wed
To Ted

Dad mad
You cad!

Loads gun
Says, son

Wed her
You cur

If not
Buckshot

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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LAZY TO LEARN SON AND READY MOM REPARTEE

"Mom, look -
Torn book"

"Here's tape,
Don't gape"

"Hand strain,
Feel pain"

"Use balm
On arm"

"Hungry,
Angry"

"See, I 
Made pie"

Eyes blink,
Can't think.

"Don't use 
Excuse,

Now turn,
Sit,...

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My Crazy In-Laws


In-laws
Strange flaws

Advice
Not nice

Bad meals
Old heels!

No fun
Steals son

Much lies
Break ties!


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too bad
so sad
your dad

relief
my grief
you thief

away
hooray
good day

money
funny
I plea

think fool
you tool
no school

your ride
so snide
I sighed


the bar 
so far
jaguar

you drink 
me think
hoodwink...

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Much to do
Yes it's true

Sit in chair
Look and stare.

Illness strain
Constant drain

What a mess
Hornet nest.

Clutter here
Clutter there.

Just start small
I won't fall

Choose one thing
It won't sting

Do it...

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Four Sisters

Star femmes
Are gems!

An “Angel” Daughter

Fair girl
Rare pearl

A Shining “Son”

Bright rays
Always

A Big Joe to Love

Less trim. . .
More  him!

Forever Friends

Never
Sever 

For Brian Strand's the...

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B.B. King
         Champion of Zing

            ...

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if you 
    feel blue

           can't forgive
     ...

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Father, Spirit, Son
                      ...

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