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Flattered Poems - Poems about Flattered


Flattered by Flatulence
Wherever you are, or whatever you do, Let your wind blow free, it is good for you. Sometimes you have to just let rip. Some farts deserve a censorship! To boldly blow where no man blows. Whilst keeping people on their toes. An innocent look, a silent whiff. Release that gas and let it slip. As people look, they may assume, In enclosed spaces...

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Categories: flattered, art, fun, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Battered Not Flattered
Our relationship is oh so sad Whatever I do, she gets real mad She'll start screaming on high Then she'll blacken my eye And all of you think you've got it bad...

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Categories: flattered, abuse,
Form: Limerick



The Flattered Is the Battered
I hold it quite tattered To have someone flattered, All the time, some John mattered: Such Johns are soon scattered! Many still call me 'Prof', Thank God some would just cough, Saying it in a voice rough Shows of being The Gruff... Then failed is flattery And charged my battery While I dare mystery Far from the jittery... Then, the oft flattered Is the oft battered....

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Categories: flattered, career, celebrity, hate, love,
Form: Rhyme
Dear Heart
Dear heart, I know I let the world hurt you, I let them use you, I let them use you as a hotel I know it hurts, I know it breaks you I know now you can't be fixed by sympathetic words. I know now you feel insecure about people even knowing you, but I also know you feel happy...

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Categories: flattered, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Nullity
I shall not envy the upstart's polished gait, Or wish myself as old knights in diamonds Hued to bamboozle familiar souls and eye, Flattered by aping pals and ersatz blondes. For swanky gait soon in quiet slumbers lies In darkest gloom beyond men's urging eyes; Where kowtowing lip trills no ego-oiling tune To laud vain legs that all...

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Categories: flattered, abuse, allegory, allusion, discrimination,
Form: Didactic



I Am Flattered By My Own Death
Someone who once loved me dearly Now despises me. In such small things are paved the roads to hell. A turning away from grace. A tail-spinning stumble down the stairs, Hitting my head on my lofty ideals On my mistaken belief in cloud formations. The death of romance sheds the most morbid shade of grey. The diminishment of beauty. The banal stretched over the...

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Categories: flattered, depression, farewell,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Flattered
One Chinese lantern Courted to her heart’s delight By a thousand moths...

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Categories: flattered, light, night,
Form: Haiku

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