A Ticklish Situation
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Call me fickle
no doubt about it
I’m in a pickle
a firkin full of gherkin
quite a quandary
tho' still a dill
the question isn’t funny
it’s ridiculous
others may tickle us
yet I don...
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Categories:
firkin, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
A Night With Stars
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Written: November 21, 2023
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My grasp soars to the sky.
billions of light-years into space
Inducing the comely azure to
car...
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Categories:
firkin, analogy, appreciation, sky, stars,
Form: Free verse
Pickle Party
...PICKLE PARTY
The pickles were having a party
In the superstore one night.
The manager was home in bed
So they knew they were all right.
It was a singles party,
Each looking...
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Categories:
firkin, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
A Firkin of Gherkins
...A firkin of gherkins in brine
Were found floating along the Rhine
They, tossed from some party
For being too tarty
And spoiling the taste of the wine
It's A Pickle Party Poetry Contest
Sp...
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Categories:
firkin, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Our Pickle Party
...What a fine party, we’ll swim in the brine
Let’s invite Mr. Kosher Dill and Mrs. Gherkin,
I’m sure we’ll make memories to enshrine
If Mr. Sweet wears his favorite wool firkin!
We must...
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Categories:
firkin, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Couldn'T Help Smirkin'
...Found a new restaurant called The Lion and Firkin
Was quite impressed, when I finished I was smirkin'
The girlies were clad
In short skirts of green plaid
Delightful as a shamrock, their ...
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Categories:
firkin, fun,
Form: Limerick
Couldn'T Help Smirkin'
...Found a new restaurant called The Lion and Firkin
Was quite impressed, when I finished I was smirkin'
The girlies were clad
In short skirts of green plaid
Delightful as a shamrock, their ...
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Categories:
firkin, emotions,
Form: Limerick
Godspeed
...Prickly cool fills my lungs,
Like a bladder canteen on a Bedu dromedary,
Sloshing the alveoli that branch, internal ...
Frozen filligree fanning my firkin chest.
I blink a tear,...
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Categories:
firkin, appreciation, conflict, loneliness, lost,
Form: Free verse
Firkin An Interesting Word
...Found Firkin to be an interesting word,;
Understand long ago often had occurred
Water would form;
When in a storm;
From a barrel or cask liquid transferred.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
firkin, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Malcee - the Bestest Beerman In the West Part 1
...For a chum on the occasion of his 50th birthday. lots of insider jokes I am afraid! The meter totally stolen :-)
You could hear the engine roar, As the van approached the door
And the squealing ...
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Categories:
firkin, birthday, friend,
Form: Free verse
My Contst Pom
...a firkin of port and a glass
through my lips a last drop will pass
my thirst I now blunt
as thoughts it will stunt
in my john my food will amass
10/08/16...
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Categories:
firkin, wine,
Form: Limerick
Couldn'T Help Smirkin'
...Found a new restaurant called The Lion and Firkin
Was quite impressed, when finished I was smirkin'
The girlies were clad
In short skirts of green plaid
Delightful as a shamrock, their bo...
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Categories:
firkin, humor,
Form: Limerick
Firkin In the Meadow
...When May cometh full in bloom
And robins and **** build afresh their room
Many a maid and her swain
Be found in the meadow lain
Methinks the churl that he be - knoweth sin
With his manhood waxing ...
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Categories:
firkin, funny, may, time,
Form: Couplet