Felons Poems

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So, weren't you a reality show host?

Well, I thought I'd give it a try.

So, did everyone get their paychecks?

For Me! Those rules don't apply!


So, aren't felons prohibited from holding office?

To that, I won't even reply!

So, how will you adhere to the Constitution?

For Me! Those rules won't apply!


So, how do you feel about the "Good Book?"

He smirked with Hellfire in his eye!

I've never read it..besides,

For Me! Those rules never apply!

The Political Elite

A mouthful
of hate
A bullhorn
of lies
Dissected
infected
With terminal
pride
Conscripting
the fledgling
Embedded
in brine
Indicted 
convicted
True felons
— of time

(Dreamsleep: June, 2025)

Third party annotated bibliography by Tamanna Ferdous

Rene was composing a bangla song. After decades and motivations distant from a light year, he truly tried. Just with one concept. Photosynthesis is not something photogenic. Certainly not an easy subject, not quite popular that fame is blessed about.

"I think you need a break. Simply try an easier path."

Shanta wanted to cheer him up.

"Let me brief you with a little scenario. A written up verse should not be a price tag , nor should it be anything other than a equidistant line that fails to understand occupation and occupied territory. By the time the second line will emerge,  I am tired. So awfully tired!" Rene shrugged.

“Find an agency. That will help you adopt children from both 

sides.”

Shanta tried to smile. She had a sad note to pass. Their only child would be dropped out as they found him smoking and in other felons too. She could not sleep for the last four days.

He looked her in the eye.

An uncomfortable stair… a staircase…with rise, with tread.

But give it all you got, Then you will find God in drops of rain.

In nothingness. God does not need us. We need Him.

America at her Worst

the intelligentsia stood by helplessly
as Neanderthals with guns mowed people down
bullets are flying in all of the neighborhoods now
Yes, this includes the suburbs
Might makes right is the new mantra
Felons are at the helm
America at her worst

Implosion

Implosion of democracy 
Explosion by hypocrisy 
Not what God meant to be
Twisted by man’s hands of deceit 

Whitewashing history
Distorting views
Blatant blasphemy 
Stringing together fools

Ignoring facts 
With liquid laughs
Dismissing science
Utterly madd 

Doing favors 
For the rich
While poor laborers 
Get short stick

Dozen eggs 
Expensive to get 
Daily bread
Tainted chicken and fish

Can’t feed the poor
In USA
Sending it abroad 
More than what stays 

Not that we can’t 
Be a good neighbor 
But home first man
Kids deserve our favor

Burning wick 
of politics
Dividing inciting
Not uniting with 

Guns flood streets
As felons hit bricks
Made guilty free
Despite January 6

I’m no God
I know sin too
I just watch
For Him to move

No nation divided
Can stand tall
Is it decided
Will it fall

beware of biblioklepts

Libraries put biblioklepts on wanted posters
In workrooms next to aluminum coffee pots and toasters
So, the librarians will not check these felons out
Because they steal books and tapes without a doubt

calling a toad a toad

Punctilious conversation
Unknown by this generation
Suggested by eager administration
Hoping to curb dancing gyration
Censorship doesn’t work in our nation
Where felons are revered in Presidential celebration

God Gave Humans Ability

God gave us ability to create crimes.
Each one of these are breaches of laws.
Breaches have been assigned penalties.
Penalties are designed to be equally applied.
Penalties are to prevent crimes from occurring.

Trump was convicted of felonies 34 times.
Therefore, Trump has been a convicted felon.
Convicted felons cannot either be successfully 
vetted or pass a National Agency Check (NAC)
by Office of Special Investigation (OSI).
He cannot join the military, cannot be able to
vote or ever be able to receive a security clearance.
He is in violation of Declaration of Independence,
Constitution and Amendments and Articles of
Confederation.
These items were created to prevent a person
from being President of the United States (POTUS)
and should properly be enforced.

We Believe in Diverse

  We believe in diverse in our universe
    Our government’s a meritocracy in reverse

  Red folks, brown folks, yellow and green
    Indigenous Indians, Asians, Orientals, ‘Mar-sheens’

  So despite constant breakdowns in communication
    Multicolor anger and fury benefits all nations…

  We also support workplace equity
     All employee reviews must be ‘A’ or ‘B’ 

  And of course there’s inclusion, finally
     For violent ex-felons we bend the knee 

  All told, with our universe we’ve given birth
     ~ to a bigger mess than Planet Earth

I Have an Aversion to Prejudice

I have an aversion to prejudice
Judging a pond without sampling its ice
Consorting with others eating large melons
Passersby judged as free men or felons

Women condemned as whores or harlots
While tormenting men turn the air scarlet
Then sit in the pews reserved for the saintly
Ogle the preacher’s wife ever so daintily

For judgement you see is a way to look down
On those, as they pass, on which you may frown
Knowing that god has made you superior
When in truth you couldn’t kiss their posterior

For consciousness doesn’t offer correction
Unless you can make a change of direction
That is, of course, dependent upon
How much of the ice you take from the pond

Hooray It Is the Elephant Circus

the elephant circus is coming to Kalamazoo!
Kids were so excited, they played hooky too.
Running toward the tent that housed Ellie, the star.
Frog was practicing his tricks, he could play a guitar.

Pig was jumping out of a large red top hat.
Wow! Said some of the felons, what do you think of that?
School teachers were flying in to grab kids by their ears.
Potential students ran off, making jokes and jeers.

What can you do? The elephant said to the teachers.
Why don’t you stay and enjoy the show and our features?
Principal closed the school and there was a loud hooray!
Everyone laughed as mice chased a circus cat that day.

Paranormal For the Abnormal

Books people read,Vance:faces,
On plain ones future crime traces;
How does he this a mystery
What is obvious: plain mastery!
Today's suspects later felons
In the act caught with their talons

Isn't this guy paranormal 
By spooks sent for The Abnormal,
His orders:to make things normal?

Russia coming for Vance for use,
The World Terrorists for misuse...

US might not want to him lose.

Spider Man

Flip your wrist, cast your strand.
Wear your mask and make a stand.
Felons flock like a band 
to cause scourge upon the land.

Wear your outfit, make it fast,
for your good friends may not last.
Enemies are so vast 
like Kingpin and his cast. 

Sling your web, ring the bell. 
Let your powers cast a spell.
Round them so fast, bind them well. 
Do not let their evil swell. 

Just be cautious in your stride. 
Guard yourself against ethyl chloride.
Brace yourself against the tide. 
Choose well those who stay by your side. 

Mary Jane is so gorgeous.
Loving her is so righteous.
Let her not be so anxious. 
Brace yourself and be cautious. 

Without your kind, the world is lost.
The dusk will flourish with its ghost.
Make those who scam, pay the cost; 
For goodness sake, be the host.  

November 15, 2022

Moon Knight Friend or Foe 2 Poetry Contest (3rd place) 
Sponsored by: Robert James Liguori

That Is Confidential Information

Today I spoke to a fourth grader who wondered what he did wrong.
Why was he sent to me - the school counselor?
I told him that I had missed him and wanted to see him.
To check out how he was doing.

He opened up, telling me many things about his family.
His mother is in jail. He told her to not shoot at the cops.
He looks just like his father.
Look his name up on a jail site, you can see him, he said.

I don’t know a jail site, I told him.
Because I don’t.
He rolled his eyes. Can I type on your computer?
He typed, but Daddy’s photo did not appear.

Many other felons did appear with the same name.
Do you get to see your dad often? I asked him.
No. So I asked, “Where does he live?”
“That is confidential information,” he informed me prissily.

Idle Jottings

Each morning birds chatter and wake me from sleep
In avian society talk is cheep
**
A balding sheep who writes poems in the farmyard
Has written a sonnet and signed it, ‘The Baaahd’
**
The police came along and I’m locked up with felons
But I only admired the grocer girl’s melons
**
My Gran says respect the elderly or we all suffer
The thing is, she’s batty, the geriatric, old duffer

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