Short Felons Poems

Libraries put biblioklepts on wanted posters
In workrooms next to aluminum coffee pots and toasters
So, the librarians will not check these felons out
Because they steal books and tapes without a doubt...

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A mouthful
of hate
A bullhorn
of lies
Dissected
infected
With terminal
pride
Conscripting
the fledgling
Embedded
in brine
Indicted 
convicted
True felons
— of time

(Dreamsleep: June, 2025) 
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Punctilious conversation
Unknown by this generation
Suggested by eager administration
Hoping to curb dancing gyration
Censorship doesn’t work in our nation
Where felons are revered in Presidential celebration...

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the intelligentsia stood by helplessly
as Neanderthals with guns mowed people down
bullets are flying in all of the neighborhoods now
Yes, this includes the suburbs
Might makes right is the new mantra
Felons are at the helm
America at her worst...

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June's boobies resemble ripe melons
in tight tops they look like bald felons 
She's got a swell chest
but I must attest
they're tiny compared to Sue Ellen's!

Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

6/30/19...

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From my car,
they took my purse,
I had to bite my tongue,
before I cursed.

All my cash,
and my diamond ring,
they took it all,
everything.

Don't leave your purse,
even for a second,
I thought I was watching,
but they're professional soon to be felons....

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Donald Trump has one Golden Rule
A Winner must always be cruel
Today he's nice
Like rats or mice
Because, you know, its April Fool!

With his Cabinet of felons
Trump sought Stormy Daniel's melons
The Democrats jeered
But Republicans cheered
And promised not to be "tell-on"s...

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He battles felons, demons, thieves
In dark of night he rides the streets
A watchful eye to defend the weak
A forceful will to provide defeat

In blackened cape, a mask he wears
With knowledge, so adept and sure
No glory, personal, he wishes not
For in his being, a heart that’s pure...

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Trumpty dumpty built his great wall
                                                 Trumpty dumpty crapped on us all
                                                 All of his felons and all their men 
                                                 given a second term will betray us again....

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Floating out to sea in an apple cart
Were three known felons, one with a wheeze
Luckily I was in love with one

He was a man who knew how to have fun
If the cart sprung a leak, would it take my heart?
I held my breath and watched the gentle breeze

Be not afraid. Please put your mind at ease.
They are safe now, sitting in the boat in the sun.
Loving the ocean as a noble art....

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Each morning birds chatter and wake me from sleep
In avian society talk is cheep
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A balding sheep who writes poems in the farmyard
Has written a sonnet and signed it, ‘The Baaahd’
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The police came along and I’m locked up with felons
But I only admired the grocer girl’s melons
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My Gran says respect the elderly or we all suffer
The thing is, she’s batty, the geriatric, old duffer...

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Books people read,Vance:faces,
On plain ones future crime traces;
How does he this a mystery
What is obvious: plain mastery!
Today's suspects later felons
In the act caught with their talons

Isn't this guy paranormal 
By spooks sent for The Abnormal,
His orders:to make things normal?

Russia coming for Vance for use,
The World Terrorists for misuse...

US might not want to him lose....

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Placated and simply set free
In NY it's a matter of degree
Bail's not always necessary

They didn't harm, only robbed
how terrible could that be 

Felons will be back at your door
looking for more,
of what you worked for

No longer detainees
it's almost guaranteed
they'll take what they please

Pols want you to appease
and forgive the sleaze
just give them keys

But, you might eschew PC 
and leniency 
after losing  all that you had...

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We live in times of quick judgement
When decisions taken are sometimes bent
So coppers stand as targets unfairly drawn
Whilst others use the situation to scold and scorn

Stabbing by felons holds the stage
To attempt to kill in their rampage
Then the police officer is made to wear
Murder charges as we do despair

Why are charges laid so soon
That it makes your head to swoon
We who have worn the blue
Wonder what in his position would you do?

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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