Funny Fate Poems

They gathered outside- I'm alone,
and at my back window, I groan!
I think- what is this
my hubby will miss?
Then, quickly I reach for my phone!

"We're being...

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they're funny,
but not always
like that.

they're laughing,
but sometimes
its hard.

it's so touching 
to see them
collapse.

i'd stop them,
but they would
get mad.

they're diving
so deep;
they can't breathe.

they're gasping
for air -
getting...

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"What sort of world
be home to those
who goes about
judging all souls
of what they do
be right or wrong
and how'd they know
of this-and-that
be bad or good
be alsoooo,...

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He rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he...

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I'm quite sure that I won't be late
To your home on our very first date
    You don't know me for sure
 ...

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THE JOURNEY OF LOVE
               BY
OLADELE MARYAM

Every night
My heart belongs to you
Under...

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Love made me high
Then when it did die
Made me cry
Thought love was there to stay
But it is just a game people play
Promises made to be...

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The first time you kissed me it was a surprise, I wasn’t ready.
It was a sneak attack, funny ‘cause they say the girl ‘always knows.’
I...

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When I was a young girl I wanted to find true love, and I thought I knew 
what love was.

But soon I would figure out...

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will i ever find a love?
a love my father failed of thought
 a mother's love i never got. 
a love with abundant craziness with right...

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I was a double yoke baby
one X and two Ys
Obvious from birth 
From the hair on my pubic 
To the size of my girth...

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When I was a child I spoke as a Child!   
 As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...

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Poor Jack ran a futile race
couldn’t keep up the heated pace
	lost the battle
	someone’s chattel
now he has a Halloween face...

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A facility he had not used
But about it already enthused:
A not funny challenging toilet,
Water needing like Pontus Pilate:
Just to climb it effusive pride bruised 
And...

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she is running down the staircase
que pasa, que pasa, echoes before her
i am on the front balcony
watching the butterflies wander
from one miniature rose to the...

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