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Funny Fate Poems

These Funny Fate poems are examples of Fate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fate Funny poems written by international poets.

Waisting my time
Why are you getting tongue tied, why are you pushing me to one side, starting to feel a sudden divide, ignoring my texts how come...

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Categories: fate, betrayal, confusion, deep, farewell,


When I was a young girl I wanted to find true love, and I thought I knew 
what love was.

But soon I would figure out...

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Categories: appreciation, destiny, fate, happiness,

will i find love
will i ever find a love?
a love my father failed of thought
 a mother's love i never got. 
a love with abundant craziness with right...

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Categories: care, fate, funny love,

Premium Member one X and two Ys
I was a double yoke baby
one X and two Ys
Obvious from birth 
From the hair on my pubic 
To the size of my girth

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Categories: baby, fate, funny, humor,

Premium Member Poor Jack
Poor Jack ran a futile race
couldn’t keep up the heated pace
	lost the battle
	someone’s chattel
now he has a Halloween face

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Categories: fate, funny, giggle, halloween,

Toilet like Pilate

A facility he had not used
But about it already enthused:
A not funny challenging toilet,
Water needing like Pontus Pilate:
Just to climb it effusive pride bruised 

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Categories: fate, health, humanity, image, water,

Premium Member she is running down the staircase
she is running down the staircase
que pasa, que pasa, echoes before her
i am on the front balcony
watching the butterflies wander
from one miniature rose to the...

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Categories: fate, funny, humanity, relationship,

Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic...

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Categories: adventure, august, fate, funny

Premium Member Bitter Grudges In Your Guts
Stormy clouds are traveling through your heart
And bitter grudges are ruining your happiness
Hate destroys and love builds everything which
Is beautiful. Get a grip on yourself...

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Categories: break up, deep, fate,

Arm Wrestling with Fate

My guru carries a set of brass knuckles
you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir
but instead I get ahah hoho and egad
I can't...

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Categories: fate, how i feel,

Premium Member Queen Bee
Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fate, best friend, confidence, endurance,

Premium Member The Invincible Birthday Candle
'The Greatest ... the Most Superb ...
The Invincible Birthday Candle ..!’
It was at the peak of its career,
It was much too hot to handle.

Its boasts...

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Categories: birthday, bullying, celebration, fate,

I am fine: please do not read this poem

You don't have to see this:
You don't have to stress the eyes
Cause you won't understand
You would not
You don't have to...
Nothing is wrong!
You don't have to...

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© Steve Anc  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, death, fate, hurt,

Music notes
Music notes
I have wrote,
carry hope,
a strong rope,
helps me grow. 

Songs I sing
body swing,
joy it brings,
fly my wings,
do my thing. 


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Categories: fate, appreciation, celebration, cheer up,

Premium Member I'm Laughing At You Now
Moons ago, you chopped my legs 
From under me 
And cursed me with a wicked hex.
Today, you're bemused, wondering
Why I'm on my feet, 
And you're...

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Categories: fate, imagery, poetry, write,