Funny Fashion Poems
These Funny Fashion poems are examples of Fashion poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fashion Funny poems written by international poets.
Dress De FlorDress De Flor
Red Gladiolus
is the flower of August,
fashion fabulous.
A dressmakers dream?
Spaghetti stringed halter top,
and blouson waistline
Made of real flowers?
Fabrics wired to flare-up,
then crimped and...
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Categories:
fashion, funny,
BobI once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....
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Categories:
fashion, friend, friendship, funny,
Critterature: A Gaelic Fashion StatementA giraffe who was new
At the Aberdeen Zoo
Heard a bagpipe askirling one day.
He tracked down the player
And offered to pay her
If she kindly would teach...
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Categories:
fashion, animal, humor,
Fashion and Fabrics are Never New1950’s poodle skirts made a brief come back.
kids in the eighties thought it was funny, a fact.
my own daughter had some scotty dog clothes too
not...
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fashion,
BabetteBabette
Poor Babette is a hot mess...
She's a walking fashion disaster,
Flouncing in her frilly, floral dress.
Poor Babette is a hot mess...
But she's not one to stress.
Strutting...
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fashion, funny,
Stages in the Art of Giving UpStages in the “Art of Giving Up”
Suspenders
My ass won’t hold the pants up anymore
Turn Signals
Just leave ‘em on
I forgot where I was headed
Velcro closures
If you...
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Categories:
age, fashion, funny,
A New Year Limerick—-
A New Year Limerick, 202
Our covid-caused hair-do’s are getting long,
Like a 1970’s redo
Without the free-lovin’, drugs, or good songs
Let$ hope it doesn’t keep on titl...
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Categories:
fashion, funny love, life,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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fashion, 12th grade, character, hope,
When Plans Dont Go To Planwent out in a new outfit and car, to find I had a flat tire
Date Written: 8/24/2020
2 Place When plans...
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car, clothes, fashion, funny,
Making Mask, Instead
On the flower petals of the blooming faces,
flutter the patina of chromatic luscious lips,
gracefully painted with alluring shades of lipstick,
the attraction amplified by the dazzling...
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fashion, funny, women,
StreakiNSwoosh !!
Hey Bruce ;
What's that ray of light ;
Yo, man out of sight;
Come here baby let me hold you tight;
I don't know what it...
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Categories:
fashion, absence, adventure, allusion, conflict,
Collegetown HipstersI see you hipsters in rustic coffee shops with pictures of Marlyn Monroe and contemporary art,
the girl in all black with a black beret...
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art, community, culture, fashion,
The High Night of the Dark WindThe High Night of the Dark Wind
Dancing fairies on the lake of ice,
leaving no marks as they pass.
The tiny birds, chase them...
not to...
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allah, america, angel, fashion,
Sumthink specailTie your shoes
Step to the side
Let the gentlemen
Past you bye
You think it's
Funny slouching
around
I wish you'd
Start thinking
and ask me why
get it right the first time
Or get...
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business, clothes, dance, fashion,
Sumthink specailTie your shoes
Step to the side
Let the gentlemen
Past you bye
You think it's
Funny slouching
around
I wish you'd
Start thinking
and ask me why
get it right the first time
Or get...
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Categories:
business, clothes, dance, fashion,