Humorous Farewell Poems
These Humorous Farewell poems are examples of Farewell poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Farewell Humorous poems written by international poets.
Who Is Or What Is XWhere is Twitter?
Who is or what is X?
I do not mean Super X?
I want to tweet a rumor
I was away for a few days
I am...
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Categories:
divorce, eulogy, farewell, goodbye,
ColonoscopyColonoscopy
Colonoscopy,
strikes dread. It’s not too bad - when
Colon trouble free.
Jules Verne-like travel,
up your ****, spelunking through
strange, pink-ridged caverns.
Hunting for the snark,
or boojum, or polyp, who
feasts,...
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Categories:
endurance, farewell, humanity, humorous,
Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised April 19th, 2023Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023
IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug
who ascribes to writing poetry
as opportunistic,...
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Categories:
absence, adventure, april, farewell,
DeathQuote By Writer "Death is a one time visitor."
Death always comes ~ sometimes quickly, some times slowly
Date Written:2/7/2023...
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Categories:
cry, emotions, farewell, hurt,
The Cardinal and the RoseI looked out my window and what did I see, ...
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Categories:
beauty, cat, emotions, farewell,
Now I Lay MeNow I lay me down, here goes.
The c-pap rests beneath my nose.
If I get strangled by my hose,
At the grave, read one of Poe’s.
If my...
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Categories:
farewell, humorous,
Impossible Mission To Captcha Infinitesimal MomentImpossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment
alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck
seconds elapse imperceptibly
leaving me dumbstruck,
how quickly fleeting tempus fugit;
ofttimes imagined as time thief.
Hence...
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Categories:
farewell, 12th grade, analogy, butterfly,
Elegy For a Garden GnomeThere once was a gnome named Jerome
Who made a herb garden his home.
One day as he frolicked,
He slipped and fell on some garlic
And was instantly...
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Categories:
farewell, for him, humor,
FarewellIt is now time for you to leave, ...
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Categories:
farewell, goodbye, leaving, love, miss
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvi Highlight of February 13th, 2022Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022
Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure...
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Categories:
adventure, cool, devotion, farewell,
Good Bye My FriendI heard the news, ...
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Categories:
farewell, friend, heaven, tribute,
Explicit Thoughts InsideSince I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...
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Categories:
farewell, betrayal, break up, confidence,
I Am So Hungry Tableau I am so hungry ...
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Categories:
farewell, fish, food, humor,
Bluebeard - InaugurationDid you know? Did you see? Did you hear?
Did you think? Did you hope? Did you sneer?
For today is the day
that...
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Categories:
corruption, farewell, humor, humorous,
Alexa and the Lazy ManAlexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa really hates his commanding voice
However he's in control so...
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Categories:
farewell, humor, humorous,