Eyepatch Poems - Poems about Eyepatch

... Had an important eye operation, and must wear an eyepatch fixation; but, my kitty is upset, with a 'rid of it' mindset. Meows, mommy what is THAT creation ? __________________......Read the rest...

...My name is Mattie Ross and I hail from Yell County In the state of Arkansas living, on a ranch with family At the age of fourteen I suffered personal tragedy When my father Frank Ross was tak......Read the rest...

... Half wits spouting half-measures, never fully investing in the future of flesh-and-blood commodity — You and me Air head bottlenecks spewing half-hearted promises, full belly l......Read the rest...

...Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner. When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a shiner. Now Mel wears an eyepatch because Ramsay jabbed him in the eye with a fork. He hated Mel'......Read the rest...

...Today I think I'll be a tiger With stripes that are yellow and black. I'll roar through the jungle with eyes on my prey. I'll be ready for any attack. Or maybe I'll be like a monkey, Dark brown and......Read the rest...

...Black shrouds blue a dingy hue This greedy minscus constricts us ~~~Mother Earth's shameful eyepatch~~ A gull's squak gurgled crude chirping 89 octane birdsongs forever grounded by fossil f......Read the rest...

...He stands upon the salty,slippery deck, Yelling yaargh matey , with a halfhearted pirate drawl. He's not to impressed with himself, not an eyepatch or wooden leg, not even a hooked claw. The pa......Read the rest...

...(This is a fictional poem) After I got married, I learned that my wife believes it's wrong to drink. She poured my beers down the drain and that really stinks. She believes that drinking is a si......Read the rest...