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Eyepatch Poems - Poems about Eyepatch


Premium Memberhow did you get here

...How did you get here, little one?
You are such a contrast to these dead leaves and sticks
They are gray, tan, and ugly
You are a misfit in the world of the unseen.

You usually fit onto a rearvi...
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Categories: eyepatch, nature,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberMy 'Night' Eyepatch

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Had an important eye operation,
and must wear an eyepatch fixation;
but, my kitty is upset,
with a 'rid of it' mindset.
Meows, mommy what is THAT creation ?

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Categories: eyepatch, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberTrue Grit

...My  name is Mattie Ross and I hail from Yell County
In the state of Arkansas living, on a ranch with family
At the age of fourteen I suffered personal tragedy
When my father Frank Ross was tak...
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Categories: eyepatch, america, death, loss, murder,
Form: Narrative

Full Disclosure

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Half wits spouting half-measures,
never fully investing
in the future of 
flesh-and-blood commodity — 
You and me

Air head bottlenecks 
spewing half-hearted promises,
full belly l...
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Categories: eyepatch, corruption, metaphor, truth, word
Form: Dramatic Verse

Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner

...Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner.
When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a shiner.
Now Mel wears an eyepatch because Ramsay jabbed him in the eye with a fork.
He hated Mel'...
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Categories: eyepatch, food, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Finn

...Today I think I'll be a tiger
With stripes that are yellow and black.
I'll roar through the jungle with eyes on my prey. 
I'll be ready for any attack.

Or maybe I'll be like a monkey,
Dark brown and...
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Categories: eyepatch, adventure, birthday, childhood, imagination,
Form: Rhyme

Lewd Crude

...Black shrouds blue
a dingy hue
This greedy minscus constricts us

~~~Mother Earth's shameful eyepatch~~

A gull's squak gurgled crude
chirping 89 octane birdsongs
forever grounded by fossil f...
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Categories: eyepatch, political
Form: Free verse

The Pirates Life

...He stands upon the salty,slippery deck,
Yelling yaargh matey ,
with a halfhearted pirate drawl.
He's not to impressed with himself,
not an eyepatch or wooden leg,
not even a hooked claw.
The pa...
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Categories: eyepatch, adventure, funny, imagination, life,
Form: Rhyme

She Poured My Beers Down the Drain

...(This is a fictional poem)

After I got married, I learned that my wife believes it's wrong to drink.
She poured my beers down the drain and that really stinks.
She believes that drinking is a si...
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Categories: eyepatch, husband, loss, wife,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things