She Poured My Beers Down the Drain

(This is a fictional poem) After I got married, I learned that my wife believes it's wrong to drink. She poured my beers down the drain and that really stinks. She believes that drinking is a sin. I told her I'd kick her ### if I ever caught her doing it again. She kicked my shin and took a fork and jabbed it in my eye. The eyepatch I wore made everyone laugh and that's no lie. I just got a glass eye but it was expensive and it keeps falling out too. Don't laugh guys. The same can happen to you.