April Epitaph Poems
These April Epitaph poems are examples of Epitaph poems about April. These are the best examples of Epitaph April poems written by international poets.
Rest In PiecesBUTCHER PETE
In the vault below lies the mince, of butcher Pete
Got dragged into a meat processor by the soles of his feet.
RADIOACTIVE SCUM
The Russian...
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Categories:
death, humor,
Unnecessary RoughnessHere lies Emmett Kermit Lavender
Whose time was summarily cut short
When he insulted his English professor
With an unnecessarily caustic retort
written April 26, 2022...
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Categories:
humorous,
Unfortunate DemiseHere lies Hector Amos McSpiel
Slipped on a tossed banana peel
It really was not Hector’s fault
He came down hard upon his heel
We buried him here in...
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Categories:
fun, humorous, silly,
Free FallHere lies Molly Ferguson St. Marie
She fell out of a big oak tree
Landed on her head
And soon she was dead
It was her last tom-boy spree.
Written...
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Categories:
sad,
Our Last Thoughts… well I had a hell of a ride
won’t go to heaven but paradise needs fire
goods innings they say
but I am more of a Rugby...
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Categories:
love,
Cold Green BaloneyPity poor cheap old Adolfo Santiago Minestrone
Gagged on week-old baloney and congealed macaroni
April 22, 2019
Entry...
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Categories:
death, food, humorous,
Chiller CharlieLungs puffed in cigar, drunk lousy liver
With beer he cheered, dancing in the river
A chiller he was, in all states of matter
Here...
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Categories:
death, drink, grave,
Sidney SnoozerHere lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep,
His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep.
For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe
© 15th...
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Categories:
death, funny,
Epitaph For AlphonseEPITAPH for ALPHONSE
Neath this stone lies Alphonse Dubois
Funambulist of Avoirdupois
Might have lived a bit longer
Had the rope been stronger
19 April 2019...
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Categories:
giggle,
Andrew John Greenwidge RipBuried deep in this vault is Andrew John Greenwidge
Fell into and drowned in a giant tank of raw sewage
The mourners to his funeral brought bunches...
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Categories:
humor,
Poor Uncle Tom
He lies in peace beneath this tree
where death by shock came suddenly.
That thunderbolt struck Uncle Tom-
he faced the storm before the calm.
April 16, 2019
Premiere Contest:...
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Categories:
epitaph, death, funny,
Over the CliffHere lies dear Eileen Tufar
Over the cliff in her brand new car
Passed suddenly without leaving a scar
Please tell my husband to get out of the...
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Categories:
death, eulogy, grave,
Here Lies Mae BrunchHere Lies Mae Brunch
Here lies fat Mae Brunch
Never late for lunch
A spinster for life
Did she get her ticket punched?
An Epitaph for a laugh 2...
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Categories:
funeral,
Fred the Baker RipIn this vault are a few crumbs of crusty old Fred
He got stuck in an oven and got baked with the bread
A very popular man,...
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Categories:
death, humor,
SleepSLEEP
Here lies my dear uncle Jack
On his sides he always slept deep
On new bed lying on his back
He can’t turn to find his sleep
April 14,...
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Categories:
grave, humorous, sleep,