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Andrew John Greenwidge RIP

Buried deep in this vault is Andrew John Greenwidge Fell into and drowned in a giant tank of raw sewage The mourners to his funeral brought bunches of roses And throughout the service held tightly their noses . Written 16th April 2019. For An Epitaph To make Us Laugh 2, Poetry Contest. Sponsored by Jesse Rowe.

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Date: 11/13/2020 6:01:00 PM
Your poem stinks. Ha ha, I had to say it. It made me laugh. I bet the funeral song was "Nobody Nose the Troubles I've Seen" ~ John
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2020 3:16:00 AM
Haha love your comment John. Tom
Date: 5/19/2019 10:42:00 AM
lol! Good one
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/19/2019 3:32:00 PM
Thanks Allen. Tom
Date: 4/26/2019 8:39:00 AM
Ugh, ha ha. Congrats!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/26/2019 9:29:00 AM
Thank you Juliet. Tom.
Date: 4/25/2019 3:11:00 PM
I knew that I recognized this name, Tom. Why, now I remember feasting on the famed Greenwidge Sewage Sandwich at my favorite pub in NEW England. LOL. Congrats on a great win! Best wishes, gw
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/25/2019 3:59:00 PM
Haha bread will never taste the same again . Tom
Date: 4/25/2019 2:55:00 PM
a well deserved win, Tom. Congratulations.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/25/2019 3:52:00 PM
Thanks very much Andrea.
Date: 4/22/2019 9:26:00 AM
Now I know why you had a hard time choosing which epitaph to enter for the contest, Tom!! I hope no one will say that this stinks :) Regards // paul
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Date: 4/22/2019 12:42:00 PM
Haha love it Paul, hope you had a lovely Easter. Tom
Date: 4/22/2019 2:33:00 AM
Perfect! Panagiota
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/22/2019 3:24:00 AM
Thanks Panagiota, happy you liked it. Tom
Date: 4/20/2019 9:00:00 PM
Haha brilliant! :-)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/21/2019 1:49:00 AM
Thank you Lisa, happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 4/20/2019 7:13:00 PM
Lol! Your's is much funnier than mine! Good luck Tom. Blessings, Susan
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Date: 4/21/2019 1:50:00 AM
Thank you Susan, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 4/19/2019 8:29:00 PM
I guess that would be smelly, wouldn't it, nice witty poem, winning wishes are being sent to you xo
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/19/2019 10:57:00 PM
Thank you very much Pixie. Tom
Date: 4/19/2019 5:18:00 PM
haha. GREAT one!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/19/2019 10:56:00 PM
Thank you Andrea. Tom
Date: 4/19/2019 4:41:00 PM
Tom, you certainly have the touch! Uproarious epitaph. G.L. in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/19/2019 10:56:00 PM
Thank you Gershon, Glad.you liked it.
Date: 4/19/2019 4:12:00 PM
Nice...
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/19/2019 4:25:00 PM
Thank you Arturo. Tom
Date: 4/19/2019 9:45:00 AM
You are really good at these epitaphs. Another fun one Tom.
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Date: 4/19/2019 11:54:00 AM
Thank you very much Richard. I hope you have a happy Easter. Tom
Date: 4/19/2019 8:46:00 AM
Hi Tom, A fun epitaph - I'm sure John Greenwidge laughed all the way to his destination - wherever that might be, we will never know! LOL. Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/19/2019 11:53:00 AM
Hopefully somewhere sweet smelling lol.
Date: 4/18/2019 7:19:00 PM
This imagery of everyone holding their noses is hilarious Tom. This should do well in the contest. : )
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Date: 4/19/2019 2:02:00 AM
Thank you Connie, happy you liked it. Tom.
Date: 4/18/2019 3:52:00 PM
Ooh, not a good predicament; he's lucky mourners came!
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Date: 4/19/2019 2:01:00 AM
Thank you M.L. a lot had to leave in a hurry lol. Tom.
Date: 4/18/2019 11:52:00 AM
Oh so funny tom:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/18/2019 12:43:00 PM
Thanks Jan, clothes peg best thing ever invented. Tom
Date: 4/18/2019 8:05:00 AM
lol. Well pened Tom
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/18/2019 11:06:00 AM
Thanks Allen. Glad I gave you a laugh. Tom
Date: 4/17/2019 8:34:00 PM
G'day Tom … Andrew will certainly be remembered for a very long time in local folklore as folks recall him around their dinner tables - thanks Tom - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/18/2019 2:33:00 AM
Thanks Lindsay, the moral of the story, always carry a clothes peg, you never know. Tom
Date: 4/17/2019 5:23:00 PM
Had to laugh my friend. Enjoyed this one immensely..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/17/2019 5:38:00 PM
Thank you Robert, the contest called for humour, I hope its what the sponsor was looking for. Tom
Date: 4/17/2019 4:00:00 PM
tom, this is outrageous..lol...enjoyed this comic sketch!..huggs
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Date: 4/17/2019 5:08:00 PM
Thanks nette, happy I gave you a laugh. Hope you have lovely Easter. Tom.
Date: 4/17/2019 12:01:00 PM
- Well done ... :))) ... love this, Tom :))) - I wish you a wonderful Easter :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/17/2019 12:45:00 PM
Thank you Sunshine, I hope you too have a wonderful Easter. Tom.
Date: 4/17/2019 8:10:00 AM
Very funny, Tom.
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Date: 4/17/2019 8:13:00 AM
Thank you Line, hope Jesse thinks so too lol. Tom
Date: 4/17/2019 7:38:00 AM
Truly in spirit of the contest theme..laugh out loud lines you wrote, Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/17/2019 7:54:00 AM
Thank you Vijay, hope you didn't put on too much weight last week. Last time I was on a cruise I went to the gym every morning at 06.00 lol.
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