Humorous England Poems
These Humorous England poems are examples of England poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of England Humorous poems written by international poets.
If You're Ever in CreweThere was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
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Categories:
england, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
Lost In Britain AND Lost In The USA
LOST IN BRITAIN
Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop,
Matching Tye and Droop
Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown,
Westward Ho! and Throop.
Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash
North Piddle, Staines...
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Categories:
america, england, humor, humorous,
Coronation ConsternationSome people like it a lot:
Royalty and all that rot.
My lineage, U.K. be,
But I do not bend the knee....
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Categories:
celebration, discrimination, england, humorous,
Language Roots of New England Non-Device-IveI offen soffen neether content nor intent,
eether explicit or implicit about
...
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Categories:
england, america, humorous, introspection, language,
Not Cut Out For the Ninja LifeSeen in the movies, swishing swords about,
Those Ninja fighters make you want to run,
Hiding in shadows, jumping in and out,
Would challenge me: my Ninja skills...
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Categories:
crazy, england, funny, hilarious,
Friday Night Check-InsFriday Night Check-ins
The days have been calm and collected.
The guests have been happy, content.
The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel
To avoid the upcoming event.
Weekend...
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Categories:
age, england, funny, humor,
Mary Smith, a Famous Knocker-UpperMary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary...
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Categories:
england, funny, history, humorous,
God Save the QueenIt’s Jubilee tea at my auntie’s care home
Aunt Phyllis’s hair could do with a comb
But she doesn’t mind and puts on her hat
The queen won’t...
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Categories:
celebration, england, humorous,
Jester
baubel fisted clown wiggle
rhyming tune silly jiggle
oppositional
suppositional
merry fool make us giggle.
...
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Categories:
cheer up, england, funny,
Tinkering With TennysonAlfred, Lord Tennyson,
When all was certainly said and done,
Wrote “Better to have loved and lost…,”
Perhaps that was the bar he crossed.
written October 12, 2021...
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england, humor, humorous, poets,
Winning a Semi Through a Missed PenaltyWhen England play semi finals they tend to draw,
losing on penalties to teams who score more,
someone will miss one of that we are sure,
repeating...
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england, football, humorous, irony,
Autumn Gold In Somerset DialectDozy with Cider
The tavern was quiet but for old farmer John,
when the Kings rider strode in demanding a bed,
He ordered his ale and sat next...
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Categories:
birth, culture, drink, england,
Wind WarningI’ve just made some bubble and squeak
Fried leftover food, it’s unique
I add cooked green sprouts
In massive amounts
No wonder I fart for a week!
*Bubble and squeak...
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Categories:
england, food, humorous,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
england, 12th grade, character, hope,
Autumn Guy
this is the tale of ed jeeves
notorious friend of thieves
each fall he will rise
to much darkened skies
and pilfer neighbors red leaves.
...
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Categories:
autumn, dream, england, funny,