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I’ve just made some bubble and squeak Fried leftover food, it’s unique I add cooked green sprouts In massive amounts No wonder I fart for a week! *Bubble and squeak is a traditional British dish (made with left over vegetables and meat from Christmas dinner which are fried together). Mine contained, roasted parsnips, cauliflower, broccoli, roast and boiled potatoes, sprouts and some chopped turkey. Every time you make it it's different. 12/26/20
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Sambourne Avatar
January 23, 2021 at 3:10 PM
So funny + clever. This is a gem. Sincerest regards as your creative culinary self thrives. Brian
Flood Avatar
January 17, 2021 at 4:59 PM
And there’s me thinking that ladies only get windy-pops. Keep up with the culinary concoctions. I have to say I’m glad we’re on different islands. Phew! Terry. ;.)
Allison Avatar
January 17, 2021 at 6:15 PM
ha ha ha:-) just been out for a walk till 1.10 it was so windy i nearly got blown over:-( need to get my thermals out it was positively Baltic but the sky was so clear the stars looked amazing and it was lovely to see:-) hugs jan xx
Kendrick Avatar
January 3, 2021 at 10:03 AM
Well, on could not say it was boring for sure. I do something similar with leftover mashed potatoes which I call potato croquets. All my family members love it. I add eggs and flour to get them to stick together to be fried. Enjoyed your work. Every time you visit my page I get a blessing. Sara
Allison Avatar
January 17, 2021 at 6:13 PM
oh i love potato croquets:-) hugs jan xxx
Rigoler Avatar
December 30, 2020 at 8:05 AM
After eating this concoction, I assume you eat alone and, for the sake of others, in isolation! Smfart lady. / Maurice
Allison Avatar
January 17, 2021 at 6:12 PM
ha ha ha no hubby and i both enjoy this british delicacy lol:-) hugs jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 3:40 AM
Love the ending but the "bubble and squeak" part is hilarious so I love that too.
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:59 AM
you should try it after thanksgiving when you have lots of turkey and veg left over its delicious!:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
December 28, 2020 at 10:40 PM
'Bubble and Squeak!' -- lol forever. Too much for me. I may laugh off a few kilos before I stop. Thanks, Jan! Holiday Greetings from the 'Windy City!' :) gw
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:58 AM
thanks GW, Hugs jan xx
Horne Avatar
December 28, 2020 at 12:36 PM
LMAO, love your limericks
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:58 AM
thanks Jack:-) hugs jan xx
Proxenos Avatar
December 28, 2020 at 8:23 AM
Hi Jan, I love this poem. My dad was from Yorkshire and at least once a week we used to have bubble and squeak - I loved it. Thanks this poem brought back wonderful memories! Hope you had a terrific Christmas Day, first Christmas ever we didn't go to Church, felt something was definitely missing from our Christmas Day, but we still had a great day in Ricky's Garden! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:54 AM
oh wow am so glad you have tried it, of course its different every time you make it:-) Hope you have a very happy new year:-) hugs jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 9:52 AM
Sounds like the Isle of Man vaccine to me! I heard Gershon tried your recipe in Chicago, but added his fried dog, so everyone called it, "Bubble & Shriek" Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:49 AM
you are hilarious Rico!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Levasseur Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 8:48 AM
Not only is it yummy, but it's funny too!
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:48 AM
thanks Rob:-) jan x
Daniel Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 6:06 AM
Ha ha, great humour, your recipe sounds delicious, Jan:)
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:48 AM
thanks Jo you should try it:-) hugs Jan xx
Koplin Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 2:03 AM
Here's to a gassy New Year! lol Try beano
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 8:48 AM
lol, thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 12:20 AM
And a tasty dish it is too Jan, you're right it always tastes different from previous ones. Hope you had a lovely Christmas.. Tom. Just heard the forecast, following storm Bella is storm Jan lol.
Allison Avatar
December 28, 2020 at 12:48 PM
ha ha ha now that would be a blast to have a storm named after me lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Buhagiar Avatar
December 26, 2020 at 11:19 PM
Cooking for one means no left overs. Best that way for me. ~~
Allison Avatar
December 28, 2020 at 12:47 PM
that's a good way to cook Victor, I did a HUGE Christmas dinner hubby said it was the best one ever, but i had some leftovers and made bubble and squeak as i do every boxing day:-) hugs Jan xx
Y. Avatar
December 26, 2020 at 12:33 PM
Lol! Jan, You always seem to bring humor are way. I have never heard of ” Bubble Squeak” before. Thanks for sharing some of your holiday traditions. I hope you had a good time yesterday with your loved ones. Have a great day, my friend:-)Alexis
Allison Avatar
December 26, 2020 at 12:38 PM
Thanks Alexis we had a super day, hope you and the family did too:-) Bubble and squeak is delicious and so simple:-) give it a try if you have lots of left overs:-) hugs jan xx
Bauer Avatar
December 26, 2020 at 12:19 PM
ha! funny one, jan! i've heard of bubble and squeak (love that name!) but have never tried it. yours sounds delicious! hope you had a lovely holiday...
Allison Avatar
December 26, 2020 at 12:37 PM
Thanks Ilene, its really tasty with a bit of tomato ketchup! I don't like turkey but cooked a little bit with the beef yesterday and as all the beef was gone i chopped the remainder up and added it to the mix and it was really delicious. I cooked some extra veg (all the sprouts from yesterday were eaten) and added it to the mix. Its worht a try if you have lots of left overs :-) Hope you had a lovely day yesterday:-) hugs Jan xx
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