Funny Enclosed Rhyme Poems

Little squirrels scampering to hide their nuts,                  ...

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Sometimes I feel I know nothing about life

But I do know something about Kenya

I come from the gustily, hilly terrains of rural Ingavira

Where huts form...

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Feels like nothing has gone right in the last little while.
But I still get up everyday and Put on a smile.  
I know with...

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Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009

alas and alack
myopic staring eyes
bulge out their sockets,
cuz yours truly taken aback
I espied sight more frightful,
than rookie dazed chess...

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These Arms Long To Hold You

The first time we met, I knew you were stress,
Met again, and again, I stopped counting,
Your photo at work, cannot...

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the Zany Zoo
 The awakening of the dawn like a butterfly busting through the cocoon.
The rhino's thyroid condition was exacerbated as the cheetah conflict 
continued.
As...

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Need money do not be funny I take donations, not illustrations so I need dollar bills to take a treat off your feet then take...

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I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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(alternately titled...
whoops rites of spring
prematurely ejaculated).

This livingsocial mortal opposes
rigor mortis deadened waiver!

Great slabs of ice thrust
from Perkiomen River
competing forces did deliver
contraction and expansion
giving yours truly,

a...

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[To the editor of the classified section:
please run the following in the Events Section each week]


Symposia, symposia, symposia now every week
We’ll hold them every Saturday...

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How... Floe N'ice Tubby In The Throes...
(breaking free of writer's block)

Asper this instance,
     when a dearth of ideas 
  ...

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She loved her forty-two year old boy, so completely,
He was her obedient little guy, 
His actions never made her sigh or cry.
She was glad to...

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Thought there was a funny burning smell?
Four and twenty cherries baked in a fruit pie.
When the pie was opened it was found to be a...

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I sent my husband to the store
to buy new apples since ours rotted to the core
I was sure to ask for about four
but he rolled...

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WHISKEY
1)	Who would take away this unrest
What would make me think my best?
Something for my soul; I am desperately longing
Battle for sanity; my mind is earnestly...

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