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Argh Infamous Pinwheel On Macbook Pro 2009

Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009 alas and alack myopic staring eyes bulge out their sockets, cuz yours truly taken aback I espied sight more frightful, than rookie dazed chess player checkmated courtesy men in black pawn during next move dizzily stunned as if suckerpunched smack dab, now seeing stars circling around, especially worrisome laptop gone slack unsure if oppositional forces crack militia (rumor monger) grandmaster flying Union Jack sabotaged Macbook Pro end user, aye only see multi colored spinning circle, no larger than flat head on thumbtack lifeline no longer linkedin argh... worse fate than death or trampled by yak, disguised as ignoble, ignominious ignoramus idiot savant also interestingly enough chess playing hack but... playing online access to Internet chess got rendered offtrack methinks wind in the willows instrumental holed up there..., yea that caddyshack hear something went click and clack unable to prepare for attack or launch defensive comeback hmm... perhaps flag down Cossack will trumpet my return, meantime biden time - lemme pursue whether cashback paid with cryptocurrency virtual stack bitcoin/ blockchain largesse... got brilliant knack did promise sweet treat towering Taj Mahal size sack unless... party investigating rival prefers eating to their hearts content regarding large fries and big mac yukon villain me on details later gotta poem long overdue I haint want no flack from Roberta or anybody else, cuz this "fake" poet gonna barrack aid himself for needed shuteye dreaming of goose laying golden egg where upon waking I will issue quack.

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