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Symposia

[To the editor of the classified section:
please run the following in the Events Section each week]


Symposia, symposia, symposia now every week
We’ll hold them every Saturday in the new lot by Ocean Way
There will be experts every day on everything from Z to A
For anything that you might seek; here’s just a few so take a peek:

How best to eat fiddlehead ferns and how to file tax returns,
R/C flying, knot untying, poison oak identifying, 
T-shirt dyeing, deep fat frying, public grant requalifying.
There’s something new at every turn; you never know what you might learn.

Pilates, crafting, self-defense – the list goes on and never ends –
Puppet making, picture taking, ways to stop your bones from aching,
Money making, undertaking, even easy-oven baking.
Latest fads and newest trends, so come on out and bring your friends.


[Please also include this underneath in the smallest font available (readability is not a consideration)]
$100 charge (non-refundable) will be collected prior to admission.  The symposia coordinator will not be held liable for any damages to you or your loved ones including (but not limited to), general malaise, upset stomach, accidental (or intentional) disembowelment, spontaneous combustion,  or death.  

8.30.18
Contest: SYMPOSIA
Sponsor: Julia Ward
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gauthier Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 11:07 PM
A fun contender, Jesse, with a surprising word of caution at the end. Well done.
Mitra Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 10:28 PM
Really a breathtaking read...there is a subtle rhythm beyond the obvious one. Lots of thinking went for this. .love your composition
Rowe Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 10:38 PM
Thank you for the gracious comment. I appreciate it.
Haight Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 7:07 PM
Very witty, great rhyming and very diversified offerings for your Symposia, Jesse! I enjoyed reading and listening to your poem, and congratulations on your HM win! Sandra :)
Rowe Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 10:37 PM
Yeah, I didn't want to pick just one symposium. Thanks for the comment.
Roper Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 4:12 PM
Congratulations on you win, Jesse, interesting :) ...Eve
Johnson Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 12:05 PM
Congratulations my friend for your well-deserved placement.
Watson Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 2:01 AM
This is such a clever, witty take on the theme, Jesse and I loved the double rhyming and great rhythm within lines which made it race along in tandem with the tumbling ideas being introduced. Congratulations! Wendy
Rowe Avatar
September 23, 2018 at 10:34 PM
Thank you for the comment, Wendy. I had a lot of fun writing this and I'm glad to see it well- received.
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