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Funny Emo Poems

These Funny Emo poems are examples of Emo poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Emo Funny poems written by international poets.


Laughing To Death
A clown in white suit laughing at his tight boots 
Thinking only helps news , connecting to the time zone
We be understanding how time floats...

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Categories: emo, addiction, anxiety, crazy, dark,



There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: emo, 12th grade, character, hope,

My Sex Was So Long Ago
My sex was so long ago,
That just one sign at signs:-
"You welcome", "Entry", "Go",
Makes me extremely excited....

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Categories: dream, emo, funny love,

Storm To Shadow the Rain
I have been angry at the world these days
I think I have just been flustered at my own sins,
so much I have  been storming...

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© Mpho Gift  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: art, blue, conflict, emo,

Premium Member A Nice Relaxing Bath
I am taking a nice relaxing bath
At 2,000 miles a minute
Tossing buckets of water over my head,
Faster than age 2 does it,
Even letting some fly...

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Categories: crazy, emo, feelings, perspective,



One More Try
Love hurts, that is true
I can't imagine my life without you
They say when time flows it's like water
Hold onto the chance, cos' it's now or...

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Categories: cry, emo, feelings, first

Love At Any Rate
Love at Any Rate

Love at
any rate
Can make you
Feel low
Down
And dirty
Shame
What happens
Next a neuron
Fired or quit
Working right
Then and there
Went the neighborhood
Where Sarah Belle ummm...
Lived but for
Got
Why
Memory
Jogging
Or...

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Categories: emo, first love, funny

Morning Feeling
Bring the concept of two ship sailing
Tis the respect of our love failing
Pale in contrast, a picture painting
Heads are lost by two harts fainting
Bring romance...

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Categories: best friend, desire, emo,

Premium Member Keyboarded Fingers
Morning filled with conversations
in my headsetted ringing ears
under keyboarded fingers
across the ocean
next door

I want to drink wine with you
read Walt Whitman with you
sleep in your...

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Categories: emo, friend, friendship, happy,

Premium Member Witches, Time To Go
 The clock with no hands
Will appear on everyone’s walls
Time, it took to find you
When the midnight hour approaches
Do not run
For I have found you
So,...

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Categories: emo, funny, gothic, halloween,

Psychotic Bipolar Poetry
Every day I'm battling depression just trying to get my number straight
World on my shoulders so how could I be under weight?
Stopped taking anti depressants,...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: emo, fantasy, funny, heartbroken,

Frozen In Time
I can't blame anyone but myself
I can't blame her
but what ran through my head
when I gave the confirmation
It's like when a kid sees his mom...

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Categories: boyfriend, conflict, emo, girlfriend,

Too Far Gone
I'm a long forgotten soul,
The world has become so cold.
Life is hanging by a thread,
Everyone seems so dead.

Where do I stand in this life?
In my...

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Categories: emo, conflict, cry, death, depression,

Hyperbolic Mind
Labyrinth of headache and heartache
Cold steel walls
Surrounding and compounding
Trapped passageways
Constrict and conflict

Navigating carefully
To avoid the hellish realms
Checking my three and my six
But still exist my...

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Categories: emo, funny, how i

Dracula Woman
I wish I could wake from this dream to see everything before me.
The clouds, the sky, the birds that sing, a soul in early mourning.
It's...

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Categories: break up, emo, first