Electoral Poems - Poems about Electoral

The electoral college for President I say Forget the humans The electoral college is the real hero Always making sure that many of our votes never count What a treasure A national phenomenon That has ruined most of our lives One non-vote at a time...

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electoral college is a sad joke voting is a bust for me stealing my dignity...

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A Petrchan sonnet) The. Dems or ‘cons two sides of the same bit Vote I would never do. A waste of time I have better things to do‘on my dime Both parties suck ass and they stink like s*it Seesaw politics has played out it’s game Seesaw politics done, that is my view What ‘s a voter to do,I’ll show...

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Lament the clumsy stumble bum who bungles his debut By mumbling his monologue and missing every cue. He wanders freely off his mark and often flubs his lines. His timing’s unpredictable. His rhythm bumps and grinds. He hams it up like Barrymore and eats the scenery whole. His critics shame him endlessly, then eulogize his soul. But though the humbled imbecile...

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With a veiled threat Donald Trump now challenges the electorate A t-shirt with his smiling face reads, 'Miss Me Yet?' Mr. Trump, you're a big risk-taker ~ 'Wanna bet?!'...

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Electoral College is proof Many have grown long in the tooth. Some votes do not count. Hurt feelings soon mount. Democracy is our big spoof....

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Do Away With Electoral College With others for office should fairly contend; Remove electoral college and rules amend; Take a gander, At gerrymander; We must only use popular vote in the end. Jim Horn...

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Memorial for Electoral College An adjective to describe college was electoral; Did decide to kill it and then create memorial; Finally at last, By has passed, And end result of this proved to be historical. Electoral college has definitely been in favor of a Republican President. Jim Horn...

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When I was founded, I worked. I was never supposed to be used after I stopped working. I am broken, people. I am discouraging voters. Why bother to vote when your vote consistently never counts? Each person should have the same vote weight. One person, one vote. I am breaking the spirit of your country. You thought you were a democracy. You were told...

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The Electoral College By Franklin Price 9/17/2017 The Electoral College is outdated they say Should never have been, and is not for today They say that the people are not having their way That the College votes wrong, for the right kind of pay Do those people who say that, understand why it's there? Do they know what would happen, or do they...

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I'm losing I'm losing bad, and I always win I'm mad I'm losing to a girl, and that is the number one macho sin You gotta help me out, heard you got a way to turn this thing around The sign says, come to you when in doubt, now what can you do to get me that presidential crown Aah, what doth I to service...

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I call upon my fellow leaders to know that there can only be one winner in an election, and the rest contenders risk losing the elections__ Even after losing the elections,you must learn to love one another and live your life as if you were a winner. I was the commander- in -chief of the armed...

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When the monopoly game rings out Who stands stubborn pushing their clout? Where does reality bounce? On the chessboard of hope and change Taxes rearranged, fiat shuffling Help the sick and needy The court jester needs buffering I'm calling the foolhardy bluff That redistricts citizen electioneering The jibe is up Career politicians dancing with time While TV auctions stamp the mind We must participate In the creation of...

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mom says she can’t wait till’ the election is over. mom says she’s sick of hearing them talk. mom says they’re reading from the same script, only using different words. mom says she’d rather they both just walk. mom says that dad is scared of the man who believes in joseph smith, having his finger on the button telling us all that being poor is...

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(looking at all the signs on the grassy hill while waiting for a red light) a.“gee, ya think it’s an election year?” b.“ya know andy, i don’t know whether it’s an election year, or whether they’re just sellin’ somethin’.” a.“wow. there it is, the american electoral process in a nutshell! kudos mom, kudos." b.(laughing)...

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