Best Electoral Poems

The Electoral College
By Franklin Price
9/17/2017

The Electoral College is outdated they say
Should never have been, and is not for today
They say that the people are not having their way
That the College votes wrong, for the right kind of pay

Do those people who say that, understand why...

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Do Away With Electoral College

With others for office should fairly contend;
Remove electoral college and rules amend;
Take a gander,
At gerrymander;
We must only use popular vote in the end.

Jim Horn...

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Chanting from coast to coast
 the game is one man one vote
 …the rule is rig and roast...

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I call upon my fellow leaders to know that there can only 
 be one winner in an election,
and the rest contenders risk losing the elections__
Even after losing the elections,you must learn to love one another 
 and live your life as if you were...

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I'm losing
I'm losing bad,
and I always win

I'm mad
I'm losing to a girl,
and that is the number one macho sin

You gotta help me out,
heard you got a way to turn this thing around
The sign says, come to you when in doubt,
now what can you do to...

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When the monopoly game rings out
Who stands stubborn pushing their clout?
Where does reality bounce?
On the chessboard of hope and change
Taxes rearranged, fiat shuffling

Help the sick and needy
The court jester needs buffering
I'm calling the foolhardy bluff
That redistricts citizen electioneering
The jibe is up
Career politicians dancing with time
While...

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mom says she can’t wait
till’ the election is over.

mom says she’s sick of 
hearing them talk.

mom says they’re reading from 
the same script, only using different
words.

mom says she’d rather they both
just walk.

mom says that dad is scared of
the man who believes in joseph smith,
having his...

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With a veiled threat
Donald Trump now challenges the electorate

   A t-shirt with his smiling face reads, 'Miss Me Yet?'
   Mr. Trump, you're a big risk-taker ~ 'Wanna bet?!'...

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Electoral College is proof
Many have grown long in the tooth.
Some votes do not count.
Hurt feelings soon mount.
Democracy is our big spoof....

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Lament the clumsy stumble bum who bungles his debut
By mumbling his monologue and missing every cue.
He wanders freely off his mark and often flubs his lines.
His timing’s unpredictable. His rhythm bumps and grinds.
He hams it up like Barrymore and eats the scenery whole.
His critics shame...

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The electoral college for President I say
Forget the humans
The electoral college is the real hero
Always making sure that many of our votes never count
What a treasure
A national phenomenon
That has ruined most of our lives
One non-vote at a time...

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When I was founded, I worked.
I was never supposed to be used after I stopped working.
I am broken, people.
I am discouraging voters.
Why bother to vote when your vote consistently never counts?
Each person should have the same vote weight.
One person, one vote.
I am breaking the spirit...

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(looking at all the signs on the grassy hill
 while waiting for a red light)

a.“gee, ya think it’s an election year?”
b.“ya know andy, i don’t know whether it’s
an election year, or whether they’re just
sellin’ somethin’.”
a.“wow.  there it is, the american electoral 
process in a...

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electoral college is a sad joke
voting is a bust for me
stealing my dignity...

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Well look at all the new ones looking for a dance
they're hiding on the network looking for romance
  Half of them have boy friends, some of them have wives
  all of them complaining about their lonely lives
Now don't misunderstand me, I've often fell...

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