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Ebay Poems - Poems about Ebay


Sold On Ebay Amazon Passed
Put up for Auction Online sale 1 kite like ballon No strings attached Currently orbiting way on high Floating like a helium butterfly Come back Come back Down to earth for i have sold you for a price And that said price sadly comes at you be willing to relinquish your freedom But at the end of the day What is a kite without it's freedom to float way up...

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Categories: ebay, slam,
Form: Free verse
Ebay
A tribute to my cyber hero Your service is never slow Anything I need big or small You provide with no fault Selling my book you're not much help I've still some left on the shelf But dark times you got me through Some Darker than a miner's boot When my health was at a decline You delivered to me in...

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Categories: ebay, home, thank you, tribute,
Form: Rhyme



Ebay Sales
Ebay sales, recycled treasures Make some extra money? Pay the shipping and lose the profits!...

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Categories: ebay, angst
Form: Senryu
I Sold My Mum On Ebay
I have sold my mum on E.Bay. My god my dad was mad. He can"t believe i did it. He thinks it"s really bad. As to why i did it. There"s reasons plain to see. My mother is on my back. Always hassling me. She complains about my trainers. She says they really stink. Moans...

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Categories: ebay, angstmother, dad, old, dad,
Form: Rhyme
The Ebay Auction
He watches the ebay auction with greed acrossed his face. I try to get his attention but he's staring into space. He just keeps on "refreshing" the screen with patient care. It worries me to see him when he's got that wicked stare. It's addictive and I know it. It pulls you in a spell. You try to get away from it... but...is it doing well?? Will...

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Categories: ebay, business, family, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme




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