Dumpy Poems - Poems about Dumpy

... When I think about where my love of rhymes comes from…the best I can deduce is it all stems from my childhood…and a love of Mother Goose. It’s as if my parents weren’t reading…but singing the ......Read the rest...

...I wanna be a wallaby And not just a wanna-be, Not a kangaroo or Silly platypus If I can’t be a wallaby I think that I would wanna be A plump and dumpy Hippopotamus! ......Read the rest...

...TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II Quite Con-trary by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trumpy, Trumpy, fat, balding and lumpy, how does your Rose Garden grow? “With venom and spleen an......Read the rest...

...I long for the end of perverse MAGA malice Led by the immoral, they are cold and callous They have caused such disdain Since Trump's menacing reign While he sits inside his Mar A Lago pal......Read the rest...

..."I go to Burning Man every year," Timidia told us. My husband and I nearly spit out our coffee. She was an accountant, unassuming, dumpy. She wore shirts with plastic pen protectors. Timidia at......Read the rest...

..."I go to Burning Man every year," Timidia told us. My husband and I nearly spit out our coffee. She was an accountant, unassuming, dumpy. She wore shirts with plastic pen protectors. Timidia at......Read the rest...

...I will win this race I think forgetting that my body does not run. I will dance my jeans off I believe forgetting I have a torn meniscus. I will do a double triple quadruple skate move at the Olymp......Read the rest...

..."I am feeling it." He said. He meant his age. As I watched I saw a vision… Out from the cuttlefish bones of his breast grime coughed up and dribbled. I saw his heart stutter, the vapid flutter......Read the rest...

...The girls were middle school mean. They invited a dowdy dumpy frumpy girl named Jean. They told her she would have to wear a weird hat. The weirdest you can find, one that makes you phat. Jean ......Read the rest...

...Ricky Ricardo, handsome talent of the Tropicana show. serious, he cracks the whip, practices - his bongos distract us. Lucy, his fiery red-headed wife - we follow he......Read the rest...

...I dreaded it when I hit the age of waist band stretch. The choices I have are butterflies with glitter; they make me wretch. Can you spell dumpy and frumpy? Because now I can for sure. Fashion des......Read the rest...

...I keep feeding her pastries, sugars and salts. Anything animal – cow, pig, chicken, fish. She is getting dumpier and lumpier. We are waddling now. It’s a struggle to walk. Stairs? You have to be ......Read the rest...

...My dog named “Hicks” 'The dog that licks the frog he found in the log' that delightful, disgusting dog that lick the fluffy, hairy frog he found in the marshy, low log My dog “Hicks ......Read the rest...

...Down the lane in a dark alley lives a slinky cat with superpowers. Her abilities go beyond your wildest dreams. They call her Dumpy cuz she eats at the local dump , scraps down under. Her green eyes ......Read the rest...

...Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy - he never got his rumpy pumpy Ted took his neighbor Faye for a roll in the hay his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy! 5/18/19 9,9,6,6,9...Read the rest...