Get Your Premium Membership

Dumpy Poems - Poems about Dumpy

Premium Member Pie-in-the-sky-Pin-a-tail-on-a-donkey
...Democrats like Damocles Sword's imminent jeopardized positions of power hail her rise, Decades of teamsters support, NO, Harris-Demos few endorsed her in the public's eyes, Democrats today are like......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, analogy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member maybe it doesn't matter
... too young for Woodstock too old for Barbie dolls I wore blue denim bell-bottoms sometimes flowers in my hair she arrived with summer wind my friend Squeek ......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, life,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member I used to be able to
...I used to be able to run full steam all day with little sleep Now I can barely walk unless I have a little cat nap because I still am a fitful sleeper at night, up and down I once ran around my ......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, age,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member LOOKING FOR THE RHYME
... When I think about where my love of rhymes comes from…the best I can deduce is it all stems from my childhood…and a love of Mother Goose. It’s as if my parents weren’t reading…but singing the ......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Wallaby
...I wanna be a wallaby And not just a wanna-be, Not a kangaroo or Silly platypus But, if I can’t be a wallaby I think that I would wanna be A plump and dumpy Hippopotamus! ......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, animal, children, fun,
Form: Rhyme



Trump Poems and Epigrams Ii
...TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II Quite Con-trary by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trumpy, Trumpy, fat, balding and lumpy, how does your Rose Garden grow? “With venom and spleen an......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, america, confidence, corruption, new
Form: Rhyme
Maga Malice
...I long for the end of perverse MAGA malice Led by the immoral, they are cold and callous They have caused such disdain Since Trump's menacing reign While he sits inside his Mar A Lago pal......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, corruption, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Seeing Timidia In a New Way
..."I go to Burning Man every year," Timidia told us. My husband and I nearly spit out our coffee. She was an accountant, unassuming, dumpy. She wore shirts with plastic pen protectors. Timidia at......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, women,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Learning About Timida
..."I go to Burning Man every year," Timidia told us. My husband and I nearly spit out our coffee. She was an accountant, unassuming, dumpy. She wore shirts with plastic pen protectors. Timidia at......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, woman,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member I Have Optimistic Ideas
...I will win this race I think forgetting that my body does not run. I will dance my jeans off I believe forgetting I have a torn meniscus. I will do a double triple quadruple skate move at the Olymp......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, age,
Form: Free verse
Feeling It
..."I am feeling it." He said. He meant his age. As I watched I saw a vision… Out from the cuttlefish bones of his breast grime coughed up and dribbled. I saw his heart stutter, the vapid flutter......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Girls Were Middle School Mean
...The girls were middle school mean. They invited a dowdy dumpy frumpy girl named Jean. They told her she would have to wear a weird hat. The weirdest you can find, one that makes you phat. Jean ......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Love Lucy
...Ricky Ricardo, handsome talent of the Tropicana show. serious, he cracks the whip, practices - his bongos distract us. Lucy, his fiery red-headed wife - we follow he......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, character,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Clothes Choices For Old Women
...I dreaded it when I hit the age of waist band stretch. The choices I have are butterflies with glitter; they make me wretch. Can you spell dumpy and frumpy? Because now I can for sure. Fashion des......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, woman, women,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Me and My Body She
...I keep feeding her pastries, sugars and salts. Anything animal – cow, pig, chicken, fish. She is getting dumpier and lumpier. We are waddling now. It’s a struggle to walk. Stairs? You have to be ......

Continue reading...
Categories: dumpy, self,
Form: Narrative

Related Poems


Book: Reflection on the Important Things