Long Dumpy Poems
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Last Call
We sat at the end of the bar in a seedy place on Seventh street. Nursing our drinks, we both had a bit too much that night. My...
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Categories:
dumpy, passion, sad,
Form:
Prose
Echoes From the Past, lyrics
Probably occurred about mid semester in 2018
Epic perhaps, there was a missed opportunity?
From a challenge contest to pen another poem
But this is stuff that men say in an asylum
At the time my ideas...
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Categories:
dumpy, irony, jesus, memory, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Lyric
Trump Poems and Epigrams Ii
TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II
Quite Con-trary
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Trumpy, Trumpy,
fat, balding and lumpy,
how does your Rose Garden grow?
“With venom and spleen
and everything mean,
and my gasket about to blow!”
Trumpy, Trumpy,
obese and dumpy,
why...
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Categories:
dumpy, america, confidence, corruption, new york, political, presidents
Form:
Rhyme
Love That Could Not Be
Love is an enchantment, a passion, but most of all a mystery.
No one knows how it starts or where it will end
But, once you've been stung by its infectious delight
You...
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Categories:
dumpy, adventure, fantasy, imagination, loveday, woman, women, clothes,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
A Fable On Grumpiness
Once upon a time in a town named Grumpy Dumpy lived a little princess named Deborah. Now Deborah was the most dumpy grumpy that ever lived in this town and in order to keep this...
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Categories:
dumpy, character, cheer up, christian, inspiration,
Form:
Prose
Godot Paid Me a Visit
While constipation kept me in arrears,
asper daily writing,
thus ordinarily straight forward
practiced process culling material,
(a daily endeavor generally mastered
...
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Categories:
dumpy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Mr. Dumpty's Unfortunate Accident
At approximately 2:45 pm on the afternoon of November lst, police were called to
the address of one Dairy Lane, where they found the broken remains of a Mr.
Humpty Dumpty who had fallen off...
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Categories:
dumpy, parody, halloween,
Form:
Burlesque
LOOKING FOR THE RHYME
When I think about where my love of rhymes comes from…the best I can deduce
is it all stems from my childhood…and a love of Mother Goose.
It’s as if my parents weren’t reading…but singing the...
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Categories:
dumpy, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Hello Mister President - From a Neighborhood Child
“HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT!”
We had all been issued small American flags on sticks.
Jack was on probation, as was I, but we were, reluctantly by Mrs. Mengin, finally
Let into the mix.
“Now boys and girls...
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Categories:
dumpy, childhood, old, old,
Form:
Free verse
The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty
Too many questions, way too few answers
Why would an egg wear blue pants, sir? And
Wherefore his fall? Perchance he was struck with a lance, sir
Or could it be he keeled over...
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Categories:
dumpy, humorous, mystery, myth, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Read This Fast!
So we’re going on a picnic with the pygmy, Pixie Poggly, being the quirky queenly
quaintly quickly person she is and her friend a raunchy rascal reverently named
Andy Bailey. As you remember he was...
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Categories:
dumpy, adventure, animals, confusion, funny, imagination, on writing
Form:
Alliteration
I Still Remember
I still remember, when I and you,
Went up on the trees
Climbed up on the mountains
Flunked the garden flowers
And were happy to tease girls
There were impossibles
But we made them possible
You tried to teach me English
But I...
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Categories:
dumpy, best friend, cry, feelings, memory, missing you,
Form:
Verse
Maga Malice
I long for the end of perverse MAGA malice
Led by the immoral, they are cold and callous
They have caused such disdain
Since Trump's menacing reign
While he sits inside his Mar A Lago palace
How daft the man...
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Categories:
dumpy, corruption, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Halloween Cat
Down the lane in a dark alley lives a slinky cat with superpowers. Her abilities go beyond your wildest dreams. They call her Dumpy cuz she eats at the local dump , scraps down under....
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Categories:
dumpy, halloween,
Form:
Narrative
I Knew They Were Wrong
I KNEW THEY WERE WRONG
I knew they were wrong
In the northern region
When their eyes cried a river
When their feet stumbled the rocky ground
When hands feeble couldn’t carry a spoon
I knew they were wrong
In the dumpy...
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Categories:
dumpy, political, poverty, power,
Form:
ABC
Science Lesson From a Mayfly
Damselflies are dainty, they are wisest of the wise.
Dragonflies a bit dumpy, much bigger than you and I.
I am a three-tailed Mayfly, so I am an expert in flies.
You can call me a Stonefly, but...
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Categories:
dumpy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Personification
Clothes Choices For Old Women
I dreaded it when I hit the age of waist band stretch.
The choices I have are butterflies with glitter; they make me wretch.
Can you spell dumpy and frumpy? Because now I can for sure.
Fashion designers...
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Categories:
dumpy, woman, women,
Form:
Rhyme
Pie-in-the-sky-Pin-a-tail-on-a-donkey
Democrats like Damocles Sword's imminent jeopardized positions of power hail her rise,
Decades of teamsters support, NO, Harris-Demos few endorsed her in the public's eyes,
Democrats today are like the Dixiecrats of Dewey's days are playing old-school,...
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Categories:
dumpy, analogy,
Form:
Rhyme
The Lonely Woman
She bought a computer
Hooked it up by herself
Thought that she'd find a suitor
Fit for a tudor
She'd heard friends talking
How they entered the game
She felt she knew now
She could do the same
She filled out...
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Categories:
dumpy, funnywork, work,
Form:
I do not know?
Belly Boobs
I have new boobs, AKA ' belly boobs 'if you will
Diseased ones whacked off, belly fat fill the void
Would really rather have had hemorrhoids
But that wasn't my reality, no triviality
for sure
Got a great deal though
Two...
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Categories:
dumpy, cancer, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
Me and My Body She
I keep feeding her pastries, sugars and salts.
Anything animal – cow, pig, chicken, fish.
She is getting dumpier and lumpier.
We are waddling now. It’s a struggle to walk.
Stairs? You have to be kidding.
I gladly walk...
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Categories:
dumpy, self,
Form:
Narrative
I used to be able to
I used to be able to run full steam all day with little sleep
Now I can barely walk unless I have a little cat nap
because I still am a fitful sleeper at night, up and...
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Categories:
dumpy, age,
Form:
Free verse
My Dog Named Hicks -The Dog That Licks the Frog He Found In the Log
My dog named “Hicks”
'The dog that licks the frog he found in the log'
that delightful, disgusting dog that lick the fluffy, hairy frog he found in the marshy, low log
My dog “Hicks
the dear,...
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Categories:
dumpy, 5th grade, 6th grade, adventure, analogy, dog,
Form:
Alliteration
Feeling It
"I am feeling it." He said.
He meant his age. As I watched
I saw a vision…
Out from the cuttlefish bones of his breast
grime coughed up and dribbled.
I saw his heart stutter, the vapid flutter,
watched his lungs...
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Categories:
dumpy, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Love Lesson
LOVE LESSON
I give my lesson for their son.
Room plain, cracked, greyed -
Rubbed away - curtains frayed.
Good furnishing - none,
Except the big photo
Of two lovers long...
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Categories:
dumpy,
Form:
Sestina