Best Dumpy Poems
Below are the all-time best Dumpy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of dumpy poems written by PoetrySoup members
Sweet N DumpySweet n Dumpy
I’m a bit of a brute when I’m out in me ute,
When the road rage gets me a bit grumpy,
I’m feeling beaut like...
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Categories:
dumpy, adventure, me, me,
Form:
Ballade
Hello Mister President - From a Neighborhood Child“HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT!”
We had all been issued small American flags on sticks.
Jack was on probation, as was I, but we were, reluctantly by Mrs. Mengin,...
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Categories:
dumpy, childhood, old, old,
Form:
Free verse
Feeling It"I am feeling it." He said.
He meant his age. As I watched
I saw a vision…
Out from the cuttlefish bones of his breast
grime coughed up and...
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Categories:
dumpy, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Last Call
We sat at the end of the bar in a seedy place on Seventh street. Nursing our drinks, we...
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Categories:
dumpy, passion, sad,
Form:
Prose
Rated -X!!!!!!!!!!!
he’s rockin’ cool man from Plain Wreckage
who surfed chat rooms with lewd language
cables flashed girly *****
wifey caught him nude solo
chopped dumpy oldie’s...
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Categories:
dumpy, funny
Form:
Limerick
My Dog Named Hicks -The Dog That Licks the Frog He Found In the LogMy dog named “Hicks”
'The dog that licks the frog he found in the log'
that delightful, disgusting dog that lick the fluffy, hairy frog he...
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Categories:
dumpy, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form:
Alliteration
The Lonely WomanShe bought a computer
Hooked it up by herself
Thought that she'd find a suitor
Fit for a tudor
She'd heard friends talking
How they entered the game
She felt...
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Categories:
dumpy, funnywork, work,
Form:
I do not know?
Love That Could Not BeLove is an enchantment, a passion, but most of all a mystery.
No one knows how it starts or where it will end
But,...
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Categories:
dumpy, adventure, fantasy, imagination, loveday,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
I Knew They Were WrongI KNEW THEY WERE WRONG
I knew they were wrong
In the northern region
When their eyes cried a river
When their feet stumbled the rocky ground
When hands feeble...
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Categories:
dumpy, political, poverty, power,
Form:
ABC
Belly BoobsI have new boobs, AKA ' belly boobs 'if you will
Diseased ones whacked off, belly fat fill the void
Would really rather have had hemorrhoids
But that...
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Categories:
dumpy, cancer, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
A Fable On GrumpinessOnce upon a time in a town named Grumpy Dumpy lived a little princess named Deborah. Now Deborah was the most dumpy grumpy that ever...
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Categories:
dumpy, character, cheer up, christian,
Form:
Prose
Maga MaliceI long for the end of perverse MAGA malice
Led by the immoral, they are cold and callous
They have caused such disdain
Since Trump's menacing reign
While he...
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Categories:
dumpy, corruption, political,
Form:
Limerick
I Still RememberI still remember, when I and you,
Went up on the trees
Climbed up on the mountains
Flunked the garden flowers
And were happy to tease girls
There were impossibles
But...
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Categories:
dumpy, best friend, cry, feelings,
Form:
Verse
If I Were a Bee, Bug and FowlIf I was a young carpenter bee
I would bore in each and every tree
create a big tunnel
where family would funnel
If I was a carpenter bee
But...
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Categories:
dumpy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Read This Fast!So we’re going on a picnic with the pygmy, Pixie Poggly, being the quirky queenly
quaintly quickly person she is and her friend a raunchy...
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Categories:
dumpy, adventure, animals, confusion, funny,
Form:
Alliteration