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Dummkopf Poems - Poems about Dummkopf


Sophistication of sinister online skulduggery
...ly behavior of mine at the mercy of one who called himself Harvey Specter (invariably he touted other pseudonyms to avoid identification) while he coached one after another of his brainwashed subject cursed like an automaton. Argh! I decry being a "Dummkopf" and stupidly followed gentle commands to drive to the nearest ATM, (which happens to be an MP gas station located at 125 Gravel Pike, Collegeville, PA 19426), wherein I converted nea......

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Categories: dummkopf, analogy, angst, anxiety, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
The Eyes Of Someone Who Believed
...It's unknown how we got here, told stories we had no reason to doubt. Some people try to build you up, with good intentions at the start. But the truth is the way to go, not some fantasy bus of ......

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Categories: dummkopf, life,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Foolproof Recipe Faux Fudge
...Foolproof recipe faux fudge Who wants to be called foolish even for starters? Every dummkopf can read! Proof is recipe's enunciation!......

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Categories: dummkopf, food,
Form: Verse
Pulchritudinous Independence Day 2023
...Utter brainless nincompoop in this poem heretofore addressing I wanna be forever free and clear from mortal anguish, and need more than a blessing - I need a miracle worker after confessing beh......

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Categories: dummkopf, abuse, anger, angst, anti
Form: Rhyme
Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber
...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - J) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......

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Categories: dummkopf, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse



Across Figurative and Literal Blackened White Board
...Across figurative and literal blackened white board... Where death of democracy writ large, nevertheless psychological strength predominates unlike earlier chapters of mein kampf. Mine hardsc......

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Categories: dummkopf, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Across Figurative and Literal Board
...Across figurative and literal board... mine hardscrabble existential debacle spelled losing game of trouble Oft times, I experience wretchedness being alive spurring wonderment whereby thoughts......

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Categories: dummkopf, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Killing Time While Homebound Until
...'Killing" time while homebound until..., a cure gets distilled and/ or found for pandemic, thus... I expound. (Yupper - courtesy coronavirus CORVID-19), how ja guess my good smear it in friend?......

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Categories: dummkopf, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber Part 1
...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - I) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......

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Categories: dummkopf, dance, hello, imagery, motivation,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member The World of Bullies
...You are such a dummkopf. Okay, thanks. No, I mean it. Thanks. Do you know what it is? No. Do you want to know? No thanks. So the instigator tries again. You are a lunkheaded-lame-braine......

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Categories: dummkopf, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fingers
...I wish I was a monkey a-livin' in a tree Where if I bit your fingers off Nobody could blame me. You shouldn't poke at monkeys Unless you're a dummkopf Who gets precisely what's deserved, You......

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Categories: dummkopf, animal, meaningful, sad, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Monkeys
...You shouldn't poke at monkeys unless you're a dummkopf Who gets precisely what's deserved -- your fingers bitten off.......

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Categories: dummkopf, animal, children, humorous, nature,
Form: Quatrain
Zarathustra Gave Me the Green Light Part One
...“Query” from a word miner non-trumpeting Beatle browed quarry man. One emailing digital commoner bemoans assiduous, zealously yearning xing worthy values undergirding the storied renown quin......

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Categories: dummkopf, bullying, environment, fear, grave,
Form: Dramatic Verse

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