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Illusiory

...Old sensations surface 
Rippling through my stomach
Reminders rendering me nervous
Result in a pending judgement

Swore it would be the last time
Foolishly hoping for a miracle
Suddenly addict...

Dating 4 Fun

...Hey everybody it's 
Saturday Night
And I am free and single 
And what that means is 
It's time to gather the boy's
And head downtown 

In search of a crowded dancefloor
Full of fever hottie's...

Winter Bomb

...unfettered Winter bomb…k’boom,
the flurries driven up the coast.
ferocious and furious gloom.
clinks bride and groom, the whiteout toast.

violence of blistering snow.
killer bees of vanilla...

Padre Has a Gun

...Mary Six Pack Pistols staggers through time portals drunk
Pretending to be a priest but she is not a mister or a sister 
To the old west saloon through double doors she glides
Drunker than a nun o...

Petition To Botanic Court

...She sat watching scratching the tummy
dancing at the breeze that came by
shaking by the wind of the rare serene
an open mouth to dish the arty fly

Dozing she faced the utmost zeal
under a flow...

My Love For Christmas Parties At Work

...She handed me a shandygaff which I took to right away.
Oh, me, oh, my, I was soon drunker than a tipsy sailor,
And singing better than I had for years. Songs were coming
Out of me the way leaves c...

Open Bottle

...Open bottle of jack & rain pouring down, 
just like my pain, in this whiskey I'll drown, 
trying to drink you away, my eyes fill with tears, 
the drunker I get, the more you appear, 
just like ou...

Why O Why

...Why o Why
Must you pry
And force me to lie
To spare your blushes
Because your bottom in those Jeans
May have fit in your early teens 
But unless those seams are double stitched 
Your **** will...

Urban Island

...
Beware there man when out for your drink
Your wondering eye the one that don't think
Basking in glory man of the hour
Spotting one there pretty hair with a flower

Spending your pay wi...

One Lovebird Sang Her Last Notes

...one lovebird sang her last notes


here i am drunker than a skunk
trying to write fast as a slam
i sit looking to wet my whistle and dunk
a past basket and score with her prim and pram

i los...

Camp

...The smell of wood smoke drifts through
The air with no presence of mind to settle anywhere
Except on the clothes of old men who struggle to 
Open tin cans with the anticipation of a child with
An...

The Deliberate Coin Flip

...The Deliberate Coin Flip

Wrote a letter to a longtime friend now dead,
asking about other side, what he could tell.
Please my friend, send me a signal if this read
and also let me know to postm...

Monday Night At Tony's Tavern

...Crushed peanut shells are
scattered all over the floor

Beer bottles smashed
while blood drips from the roof

A body hangs from the rafters 
while loyal patrons play
a vodka filled game of Ru...

Thinking Back

...The smell of musty damp clothing 
held together by the touch of cheap thread.
And rough dogs bred for rabbiting
kept pots filled with law-abiding stew

When rickets craved a bone to bend
and po...

Man of Summer

...Hot is the MAN OF SUMMER
Oh lover after lover
He struts his stuff like a peacock
Proud of what he's got and
Everybody wants what he's got
But when he is finished with you
He rides his bike into...

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