Short Drunker Poems

Open bottle of jack & rain pouring down, 
just like my pain, in this whiskey I'll drown, 
trying to drink you away, my eyes fill with tears, 
the drunker I get, the more you appear, 
just like our love, I've come to a stop, 
I throw it away, cause I've sipped the last drop!...

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Starkle, starkle, little twink, 
"Who the hell are you?" I think. 
I'm not under what you'd call 
The alcofluence of incohol. 
I'm just a little slort of sheep, 
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. 
It's true: I don't know quite who is me yet, 
(The drunker I stand here the longer I get!)
So give me one more fink to drill my cup, 
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

*Inspired by "Spoonerisms"...

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Old sensations surface 
Rippling through my stomach
Reminders rendering me nervous
Result in a pending judgement

Swore it would be the last time
Foolishly hoping for a miracle
Suddenly addicted to a crime 
Illusively a fellow criminal

A false satisfaction
Masks the growling hunger
A toxic attraction
Sends me rolling drunker

Stuck in a vicious sprial
A never ending cycle 
Basking in denial
Failure a fitting title...

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Why o Why
Must you pry
And force me to lie
To spare your blushes
Because your bottom in those Jeans
May have fit in your early teens 
But unless those seams are double stitched 
Your arse will breach the underneath 
And your skin tight Jeans
Will only make matter's 
A million times worse
And you will curse like a drunker sailor
On the long ride home
Where ill be sleeping on the couch
Wishing I had opened my bloody mouth...

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Crushed peanut shells are
scattered all over the floor

Beer bottles smashed
while blood drips from the roof

A body hangs from the rafters 
while loyal patrons play
a vodka filled game of Russian roulette

Piss stains plastered all over the bathroom floor
cockroach's and rats run rampant  
all while raging alcoholics throw fist 
and set fire to bar stools

Drunker stupors, and stain glass windows rule
people call it martial law but I call it a regular Monday night......

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