Dating 4 Fun

Hey everybody it's Saturday Night And I am free and single And what that means is It's time to gather the boy's And head downtown In search of a crowded dancefloor Full of fever hottie's throwing sexy shape's my way Who I can lay my game on I've had a shower got my best clothes and fragrance on Now all i need to do is down a gallon of beer and quadrilateral shot's in double quick time So I am then enabled to ever so subtly approach whichever unlucky gal I am about to try my luck out with And this is what ill say to her Hey there girl I see I caught your eye Do you come here often I don't do this very often But because it's you ill make an exception But if you'll lend me $10 I'll buy us both a round of drink's And we'll see how thing's go I'm not promising you anything and don't take anything for granted Apart from the fact either i am quite obviously very cheap a funny guy Or rather than or as I like to profess I am a feminist who treat's women with the total respect they are due And if that don't work as in all probability and likely hood it won't I'll just continue carry on drinking until come the end of the night I'll do what I always do and try my best to latch on to the female version of me who is even drunker But who still is able enough to hail us a cab to get us home So I can pass out on her once we are there hopefully without me throwing up or peeing myself in the process Because the next time I am out chance's are I may just come across her and our paths may cross again And that could possibly blow my chances of bagging one of her friends Because girls tend to tell their friends everything nothing stays in Vegas Right down to the size of your plumber's crack and ballcock