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Dating 4 Fun

Hey everybody it's 
Saturday Night
And I am free and single 
And what that means is 
It's time to gather the boy's
And head downtown 

In search of a crowded dancefloor
Full of fever hottie's throwing
sexy shape's my way
Who I can lay my game on

I've had a shower got my best
clothes and fragrance on

Now all i need to do is down a
gallon of beer and quadrilateral shot's
in double quick time

So I am then enabled to ever so subtly
approach whichever unlucky gal I am
about to try my luck out with

And this is what ill say to her

Hey there girl
I see I caught your eye
Do you come here often
I don't do this very often 
But because it's you ill make an exception 

But if you'll lend me $10
I'll buy us both a round of drink's 
And we'll see how thing's go

I'm not promising you anything
and don't take anything for granted

Apart from the fact either i am quite 
obviously very cheap a funny guy

Or rather than or as I like to profess
I am a feminist who treat's women with
the total respect they are due 

And if that don't work as in all probability
and likely hood it won't

I'll just continue carry on drinking until
come the end of the night

I'll do what I always do and try my
best to latch on to the female version
of me who is even drunker 

But who still is able enough to 
hail us a cab to get us home 

So I can pass out on her once we are
there hopefully without me throwing
up or peeing myself in the process

Because the next time I am out chance's
are I may just come across her and our
paths may cross again

And that could possibly blow my chances
of bagging one of her friends

Because girls tend to tell their friends 
everything nothing stays in Vegas 

Right down to the size of your plumber's
crack and ballcock

Copyright © Christopher Flaherty | Year Posted 2022

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