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Why O Why

Why o Why Must you pry And force me to lie To spare your blushes Because your bottom in those Jeans May have fit in your early teens But unless those seams are double stitched Your **** will breach the underneath And your skin tight Jeans Will only make matter's A million times worse And you will curse like a drunker sailor On the long ride home Where ill be sleeping on the couch Wishing I had opened my bloody mouth

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Date: 6/14/2017 5:51:00 PM
Great humour it made me think of the old 'does my bum look big in this dress joke' no way can you win whatever you answer!!!:-) Just found a poem i wrote some time back on the same subject:-) https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/silence_is_golden_755711. OMG the captcha is BUT lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/15/2017 9:17:00 PM
It was posted on 11th february 2016 xx
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 6/14/2017 6:32:00 PM
Sorry Jan I can't find that 1 how far back does it date

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