Why O Why

Why o Why
Must you pry
And force me to lie
To spare your blushes
Because your bottom in those Jeans
May have fit in your early teens 
But unless those seams are double stitched 
Your **** will breach the underneath 
And your skin tight Jeans
Will only make matter's 
A million times worse
And you will curse like a drunker sailor
On the long ride home
Where ill be sleeping on the couch
Wishing I had opened my bloody mouth
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 6/14/2017 5:51:00 PM
Great humour it made me think of the old 'does my bum look big in this dress joke' no way can you win whatever you answer!!!:-) Just found a poem i wrote some time back on the same subject:-) https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/silence_is_golden_755711. OMG the captcha is BUT lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/15/2017 9:17:00 PM
It was posted on 11th february 2016 xx
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 6/14/2017 6:32:00 PM
Sorry Jan I can't find that 1 how far back does it date
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