Religion Drink Poems

That which has a nice taste
One wouldn't want to waste.
Kids would it chew to a paste,
Eating it not in haste:
It is the strongest zeal
For a...

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For official reasons claim it’s bread: 
Favorite food none other than Bread,
On days you couldn’t have it turned red,
For hours still awake though in bed;
You...

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My pastor scowled, where have your nasty thoughts been?
You must know every impure thought is a sin!
But my mind kept transgressing
There was JLO undressing!
He said...

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An Englishman went to Qatar
For the football and bants in the bar
I'm here and I'm *****
And I'm after a beer!
He said. Oh. All together now....

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Manischewitz Blackberry Sangria Chèvere’

Manischewitz wines are made and bottled under strict
Rabbinical supervision of The Union of Orthodox
Jewish Congregations of America, the mark of quality
that signifies...

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MOST BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS POEM
It’s that Christmas time of year
Everybody is of good cheer
The snow is falling down outside
And we’re all going on a fun sleigh...

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Separation can be the death of a loving relationship, 
but can resurrection come too? 
Can one give a reprieve from
Braking bonds that bind. 

Threads that...

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Abide
by Michael R. Burch

after Philip Larkin's "Aubade"

It is hard to understand or accept mortality—
such an alien concept: not to be.
Perhaps unsettling enough to spawn religion,
or...

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You are my church
I am on my knees for you
Bowing my head
I pray I pray I pray for your peace
I throw coins at your pleas...

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The New Preacher, 
“Hear My Words”

Are you listening. 
I am saying things very clearly. 
You need to keep trying. 
Are you talking to me?
Am I...

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Attacked by some irate Indians
The Pilgrims had an arrow escape
They felt like it was time to party
Since they ended up in great shape!

Some girls asked,...

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There was a commotion in the church pews
Town drunk had opened a bottle of booze
   All the congregants stared
   The town...

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My throat feels sore, 
   A thirst that need to adore;
A needless bore, 
   Amidst the heat within my core.

Happy Ramadhan...

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Red light, the neon beer sign on the distant wall reflects off the long expanse of polished bar top, overpowering the quiet brown wood. It’s...

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Sometimes I’m so sad,		
Other times I’m just raging mad.
The gal that said she would love me forever		
Went and left me for another.

I just hate to...

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